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Post 81

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Ah, so that's what you're calling it these days.


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Post 82

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - devil Oh yeah smiley - erm


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Post 83

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

umm, that's what I was going to say... Ralph stole my line smiley - wah


smiley - cheers


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Post 84

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Awwwwww smiley - cuddle

Go ahead all double endendre's are greatly appreciated


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Post 85

Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again.

Excellent! smiley - devil

You've just reminded me of something I've forgotten; can anyone tell me how this joke ends?
A guy walks into a bar, and asks the barman for an entendre.
The barman asks: "Do you want a single or a double?"
The guy says: "Make mine a double."
The barman replies: ...? smiley - erm

I'll thank you from the heart of my bottom if anyone can remind me what the punchline is.


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Post 86

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Sorry, don't know that one. Have you tried Ask?


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Post 87

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Sorry I can't help either, as Ralph says go to Ask h2g2


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Post 88

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I've tried google, no results.


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Post 89

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

The Joke, as I know it is as follows.

A woman walks upto the bar and the barman asks her what she'd like.
She replies that she'd like a double entendre so the barman gives her one


smiley - cheers


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Post 90

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Sounds about right smiley - laugh


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Post 91

nicki

i dont get it

smiley - erm


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Post 92

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Are you a fan of the Carry On films HN?


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Post 93

nicki

yeah

but i dont think ive seen them all


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Post 94

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Well double entendres are the back bone of the Carry On films, I'll give you an example

Kenneth Williams:- You don't understand I was once a weak man

Hattie Jaques:- Once a week's enough for any man


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Post 95

nicki

ok i think i get you now.


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Post 96

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

good smiley - ok


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Post 97

nicki

smiley - biggrin


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Post 98

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

I love the Carry On's


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Post 99

nicki

me too

they help my dirty mind flourish after it was started by watching rainbow as a kid!


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Post 100

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

With me it was Captain Pugwash


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