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Master B's arguments with his landlady pt. 5
Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 28, 2003
You had a bloody kebab. And quite a bit of the pizza. Though Dougal did finish off quite a lot of the kebab, it must be said...
Master B's arguments with his landlady pt. 5
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 28, 2003
Okay then, I ate anything that didn't smell like B's burger. Thinking about it, it was the kebab with the spicy chicken, that's why furrificus was so interested in it.
Master B's arguments with his landlady pt. 5
Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Nov 28, 2003
Well..yes.
You know, Odo, you could always have cuddled up to Blues on that nice mattress of his, and then 'accidentally' and ever-so-cutely rolled such that he was shoved very effectively off the other side. 
In reference to the first post, I once lived in the basement of a mean old couple in their 90s. No joke. One time (I was married to my first husband at this point) my mom came to get me and my laundry - because they wouldn't allow us to use their washer and dryer. They had, as per usual, been spying and the old man went downstairs and demanded of my husband where I was going, and told him that he needed to go and get his wife back. Apparently the old fool thought I was leaving him. As good as an idea as that might have been 
, it certainly wasn't any of his d*mned business one way or the other. But what can you really expect from a pair who still fancy their pea green and butter piss yellow paint and kidney bean shaped coffee tables from their latest remodel? 
Master B's arguments with his landlady pt. 5
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 28, 2003
If she'd tried to shove him off he'd have woken with a sore head- the airbed is pushed right up to the chest of drawers
*is quite happy she's never lived with a resident landlady*
Master B's arguments with his landlady pt. 5
Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Nov 28, 2003
I do hope though that when you're old that *you'll* be the frightening old landlady, Kerr. Would be terrifically funny.
Master B's arguments with his landlady pt. 5
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 28, 2003
Yeah, but I'm never going to be able to pull off 'fastidiously neat' with astraight face, now am I?
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Master B's arguments with his landlady pt. 5
- 61: Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like (Nov 28, 2003)
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- 63: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Nov 28, 2003)
- 64: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Nov 28, 2003)
- 65: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Nov 28, 2003)
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