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re: Post 243, that exact joke was used in an episode of friends i was watching last night.

I know he told you, I was planning to taunt you until you found out...

Uncle Heavy, I know he told you, I was planning on winding you up and keeping you in suspence...

In two minds Bob?

I have clearly gone mad. Please ignore one of the two previous posts. It doesnt matter which one.

*but the voices told me to kill the hamster*

*No dont do it, they arent real*

*We are real, and we will make you post twice, wiht slightly different messages*

*No go away*

*Go on, you know you want to*

Arrrghghghghgh

The voices are real.

That's quite scary actually, as I think I've been halucinating recently. Sitting at my desk in the office and could swear that one of the chaps was sat at his desk and go to talk to him, and realise that he isn't actually there.

Well, I was in the pub on Friday and walked up to a guy and hit him on the head, thinking he was a mate of mine. He wasnt. Luckily for him he was good natured...

Lucky for him?!?!?

Ever had conversations with your computer? I'm having one with the desktop here today, well, mostly cursing it actually.

Cafram: There's no way I'm telling anyone in a public forum, at least not yet. Email me - my address is in the backlog somewhere.

Egon: Yes, I know it's a Friends joke - I nicked it and use it quite a lot. I didn't know that episode was on last night, though.

Bob: And you think _I've_ gone mad?

B

'Lucky for him'

Well, I apologised, and explained, if he had made a fuss and tried to start something I would have had about 10 mates, lots of people who know me, the landlord is a friend and hes in charge of the bouncer, oh and did I mention that on of my mates is 7'2" and well built...

I've already sent an abusive mail to UH asking for details...if he won't tell me (doubtful ) then you'll get one too!

And yet, him having the law on his side for assault never crossed your mind?

Hey, I didnt hit him hard, apologised, an he took it well. But if he had tried to start a fight with me it wouldnt have lasted very long is what im saying...

The fight wouldn't have lasted long, the legal procedings could well have done.

I used to run pubs, and the fights are nothing compared to the mess afterwards.

But, being a genuine mistake, and you apologising straight away and him being alright is a good thing

B- the episode wasn't on last night, I was wtching the DVD

Well, there's coincidence.

When's Fantasy Football starting again?

B

Ok, darlings- this conversation's grown very boring so I really would unsubscribe. When you decide to tell, Ben- let me know.

Well, I was sorta implying there wouldnt be a fight as any threatening movement and hed've been bundled out the door.

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