h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's been ages since I've been here and my God hasn't it changed. Lovely bright new colours to cheer us up as the dreaded winter approaches. It's been so long not only have I spent the last hour trying to remember my password but I also had to try and remember my name! Got there eventually though. That Caps lock button is a little devil isn't it?

Well done Bongo - lovely to see you!

Have you worked out any of the smileys yet?

Nope is it difficult?

No not at all.

Right so what you got planned this weekend? I think I'll be drinking far too much and but am a bit bothered that it may ruin my Saturday Morning due to

Not really much to be honest. Another pointless do no doubt. Mind you don't or

Well you enjoy it and if you see, God mate I can't believe there isn't a carrot smiley in the food section, be and not and give her a good

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Yes and oooh it's my nanna's birthday tomorrow, I'd better sort her out with a or two.

I suppose you want me to take the round do you?

Hello Bongo and italic NNNatalie.

It is all a little baffling. What on earth does subscribe to this conversation mean - please may I butt in?

"Not really much to be honest" - I shall try ever so hard not to be upset and sensitive about this.

Happy Birthday to NNN's Nanna.

I am thankfully unable to work out those damned pictures.

I can see you!

Well I'm sure there is plenty going on but I haven't figured it out yet NC.

And don't worry you will have figured the pictures out before you know it.

Ahh but I feel smug knowing that even if I do discover how to use them I won't!

Will you tell me when you find out?

You can't see me anyway as I've already left.

Aw go on give it a try.

You have gone? I will take this personally.

Nope still here - there I knew it was a bluff.

Well I've had a look at them but I'm afraid they make me feel quite .

Oh hello there! How you doing? I see you have also been told to join this marvellous H2G2 thing. When you work out what it does please let me know. Oh and ignore all the Biggar Bank references. It's something I'm trying to forget about but someone keeps bringing it up!

Aw how lovely, a conference with my two favourite people in it.

I think you should get all that Biggar Bank stuff out of your system matey.

Charles I am not surprised you are after the toxic pie.

It's Friday WAHEY! (that's my favourite)

Hello, I'm very well thanks. Yes I have been "encouraged" to have a look. I am uncertain why as at the moment I am trying desperately to think of something to post that breaches house rules. And the temptation to press that little complaints button is almost overwhelming.

And my fav two people also.

Oh you will keep bringing that damn Biggar Bank place up wont you. Actually I never mentioned before but we're going to the Castle at Biggar Bank for Chris's birthday tomorrow. God I hope I put that apostrophe in the right place.

Feel free to pop up for some sorry I mean

See you've got the right attitude mate.
Oh look!

Charles? Have I done something wrong?

The toxic pie was lovely!!

This is it you see you can get it all out of your system. You see rather than viewing INNN as a little dog that just won't let go you should view her as a useful additional memory storage facility allowing you to download all those things you really don't want to clutter your own mind with such as Biggar Bank.