h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, here it is. A huge, gargantuan megolith of a hello in a font that doesn't do the size and magnitude of the said hello, any justice at all.

I am an ACE which means that I am an Assistant Community Editor which also means that it is my (and my fellow ACEs) job to rush around greeting newbies (like yourself) in an open armed manner that intends to ensure that whatever happens you do at least come back. We're here to answer any questions you may have with regard to this the quadruple platinum selling album of Sonny and Cher's greatest hits ...

I apologise I got confused as to where I was ... it happens.

No, welcome to this The Guide. The omnipotent, omnipresent omniverous answer to life the universe and everything. If it's not in here, it doesn't exist ... it's as simple as that. That's why you've become a researcher after all - to prove that you do exist and not solely in the earthly dimension. Without a virtual life we are but grains of sand blown upon the beach of time ... incredibly poetic you will agree.

As I've said once already, we are here to help and guide you. Hold your hands while you find your feet - uncomfortable as that sounds. Any questions, raise a mit/paw/claw/prosthetic limb and one of us will come abounding. A list of us can be found on my home page which can be reached by clicking on my name above. I will endeavour to answer any questions you may have with regard to this magnum opus, but if I can't I may know someone who can, or else I'll point you in the direction of the local Bazaar and run off to join the foreign legion.

So there it is ... help yourself to and and go for a cruise ... lurk around conversations, see what people are about and then say what you will. Someone is sure to answer and hey presto you're hooked!

Main thing is to have fun - none of us bite ... except the s but even they don't bite very hard - after all they're only thimble sized.

Over and out.

Ekki ...

hmm...

sorry to disapoint you and get you all worked up, but i happen to be the representation of this organization

A681130

and at present only galen is a holder of this account

that will all change soon i hope

whoops, i was logged in on galens, sorry, i am in this one now, i hope you will forgive me

Consider yourself forgiven ... and there I was doing such a good job too ... all those long words ... such lucidity of thought ...

!!

yes... yes...

thank you, i do feel forgiven

S**T!!!! i forgot to change SN again!