h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well that was a bit of an anti-climax then.

It might be our Christmas Present from the Italics!

It might well be ...... I can hardly contain myself.

Some wanted to storm the Tower a few weeks back!

Now that what I call fiesty.

I think they tired themselves out

Yeah, fiesty'll do that every time.

*giggles*


So it seems. And how are you feeling?

Oh fine ... considering Christmas is just around the corner.


What about you and your trouble - has it settled any.

Oh, I had a another load of x rays for my 'troubles'. They even managed to find the 'painful area' and continued to press there!

Now, it seems the x rays have gone walkabout, as my Consultant hasn't received them yet!

Isn't that just typical.

Well lets just hope they turn up soon.

His secretary is searching as we speak.. Okay, that's a slight exaggeration

I was just going to say if his secretary is working at this time of night I seriously doubt it'll be looking for your xrays.

Now, now.. Calm down likkul

I'm perfectly relaxed ....

Mind you, I haven't lost your xrays.

I'm not going through that again!

Don't worry ... they'll find someone elses and pass them off as yours - that's what they did with my chest xray.

How could you tell?

The xrays I got showed I'd had my tubes tied and when I denied any knowledge of it the GP even argued with me.


I pity the other woman who was told off for smoking like a drain and probably hasn't had a ciggie in years.

Oh Crumbs!