h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not that i remember but i have never been that observant

I'm telling, at least one of the orange buttons is missing!

i believe you *looks for straight jacket*

It's gone I tell you, it's gooooone!

i will take your word for it see you later

Catch ya around.

Sorry you been talking to yourself, you see i am very busy at the moment. I am taking some mock exams in uni, so i am quite stressed right now.

I will carry on chatting just not as much for a week or so. Hope to chat on Tuesday. I will be logging on arond about half three after a few exams;just to check my inbox.

I need to update my personal space, any ideas?

Pic-a-tures! Bright, flashing colours! Midi-files that play automatically!

Wow, great ideas i will probably just make it really simple.

Trouble is i have teachers watching me at the moment, actually looking over my shoulder right now. No privacy around here. Well i must tell Oxford has always been like this, it's just so annoying right now especially with mocks and everything.

I want to be a jornalist, when i leave uni that is! One year to go.

Way to go! I'm just trying to get *into* a university at the moment so I don't get what you're going through, but I can pretend!

Well that's normal for me. Where do you live?? I live quite some miles away from Oxford, actually about 100 miles i would say that's my parents home, not mine!

I must tell you university isn't everything it's cracked up to be. You have to travel miles to go home and after one year at uni you have to find somewhere else to live.

I ain't actually as old as you think i am. I was transfered from my college to the university at just 16!! can you believe that??

So you can kinda work out how old i am. Just had my 18th birthday, wasn't great but it was ok. Had all my mates round, parents kept checking up on me, all that kinda stuff.

It's like when i have a boyfriend, right, if he comes upstairs with me, they come up like every 10 minutes to check on us! Ridiculous.

Well, see I live in a far away land, that only exists in legend and myths. The place where dreams comes to die and where heros go into retirement cause their healthplan sucks. It's called Sweden, or Sweden for short.

I never really could figure out the school system in england or america or indeed anywhere else so I was just guessing how old you were. Me, I'm turning 19 on wednesday so... there you are.

"Well, see I live in a far away land, that only exists in legend and myths"

Doncaster

Happy Birthday!!!

Doncaster isn't too far away, is it?

well not from here not sure about Rimmer

I'm quite a bits away from Doncaster, yes.

And my b-day is tomorrow but thanks

well today Happy birthday to you happy birthday rimmer Happy Birthday to you sorry no candles its hard to put 40 candles on a small piece of cake

Are you trying to tell me something?

No why are you 40

Well... am /I/ 40 then? Cause no-one told me.