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Hello, Terran here
Terran Started conversation Aug 24, 2002
Hi,
I'm new at this, so forgive me when I tell you I haven't got my towel yet. The main reason I clicked on your name is that I'm a Red Dwarf fan, and I think you've got an excellent page.
Anyway, all the best
Hello, Terran here
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 24, 2002
(Gets southern state dialect)
Now lissen here friend, you can't wander on hiere without a towel, here take of mine.
*Hands Terran his 
*
I see you've already been ACE'd but if you'd like to you can always come to me if you want help as well.
Oh, and if you really like Red Dwarf you hav got to check this out:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A778926
Hello, Terran here
Terran Posted Aug 24, 2002
Just out of curiosity, How do you get on board?
P.S Thanks for the towel
Hello, Terran here
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 24, 2002
Click on the conversation entitled: Captains office and hit any of the reply buttons, then just write and say you want a cabin.
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