h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My condolences to Spook once again, I'll be thinking of you and you WILL get through this.





My thoughts are with you.

/Pontus

thank you

dont mention it...

as zaphod would say...

ok, i won't!

...Just give me antoher drink!

sure!

*passes rimmer flaming homer and gets himself one too.*

*sniffs suspioucsly if it really is a flaming homer or a flaming moe*
*Realises it doesn't matter and drinks anyway*

it's a flaming homer!

*drinks his flaming homer too!*

*is drunk*

*is drunk also, so decides to smash flaming homeron table in rimmer's house aka space.*

Heeeeeiiiyyy, shctop thathf.
*grabs spook by the shoulder(he thinks it's spook, it really is the computer)*

*hits rimmer in face for grabbing his should when in realit he didn't, and actually breaks a mirror in which rimmer's face was reflecting, and rimmer's face appears to fall apart in pieces.*

yep spook, you still got the power of the punch!

*faints coz he cant stand falling in pieces twice in one week*

*pours water over rimmers head because:

a. it's fun, and
b. he needs to talk to someone.*

Wakes up because:
A:he wants to talk to spook
B:he didn't really faint

hits rimmer in face for real this time because:

a. he thinks it's fun, and
b. rimmer didn't really faint

*sobers up because*
A:he wants to and
B:he needs to defend himself by hitting spook with a bat just like in "mafia" and
C:he needs to talk to him

sobers up and hits rimmer on head with a bat because:

a. rimmer did it to him
b. he wants to talk to rimmer
c. rimmer was the first one to use a 'c'

*tries to make spook stop using a, b & c's in conversations becasue:
A:it's annoying
B:he hates it
C:he really hates it

*spook stops using a. b and c because:

d. he wants rimmer to stop bitching
e. he wants rimmer to stop bitching, and
f. ditto d and e