h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After all, how else would you explain a redheaded bat with a sacred bunny fluff?? May I join?

Hey Batty! I'm Obliv's sub-director, and of course you can join! You got a team yet? If not, tell me what you want from a team (eg: Speed, accuracy of shots, offence or defence) and I'll check the Team list for a match. Alternatively, you can make up your own!
The choice is yours!

Wargamer, manager of the Factory Fanatics.

How about a position as mascot that requires me to drink alot?

Actually I don't know the first thing about the mutant league. What am I supposed to do?

Okay, here's the deal:
1) You pick a team.
2) Your team plays in games.
3) You alter your team as needed (eg: Shop for Star Players, bribe the ref, etc.).
4) If you win the League, you get an Award!
Easy! Interested?

Oh yeah, this is just a wild guess or two, you'll have to ask Obliv for the official rules (I think I'm pretty close...)

Wargamers bang on. I will second your nomination and yes we could use a mascot so get a team and get playing and you can be the mascot!

So Obliv, are my rules accurate?

what are the teams and where do they play... and most importantly what is the game and how is it played?

Teams... Here we go!:
Midway Monsters: Really fast and accurate.
Turbo Technics: Good all-round.
Darkstar Dragons: Solid Defence.
Warslammers: Powerful Offence.
Mighty Weenies: NOOOO!!!!!

Basically, you'll have to manage the team, buy new players, etc. but you can also buy 'Dirty Plays', they're always worth the cash!

You make up your playing area (traps, floor, etc) and you tell us what your team is like and we will help it along. Also me and Wargamer will play the teams at the weekend and tell you the results!

*blink*

Waaa?

Wha?

Might I enter my Ninja Badgers of Death into the Mutant Games? They're all pretty nippy round the field, pretty darn strong but a bit on the short side, make of it what you will. Help me out with the whole stats thing willya?

Okay. Ill get my ideas tonight, discuss it with Wargamer and tell you later but I have to go now so I will see you all later!

Hmm... Strong but short... How about:
S: 2
A: 3
O: 4
D: 3
Not a bad team...
No special player yet, though...

Sounds Good to me!

Okay! We'll tackle the rest tomorrow...

Hokay, Special player would have to be Badger from Wind in the Willows (or maybe the one from Bodger and Badger) both of whom have come on very well in their Jedi training.

Jedi Badgers!? Well, We've had stranger... Bodger it is!