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Mu Beta Started conversation Oct 1, 2005
Wish your gent a happy birthday from me and Odo, won't you. 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 3, 2005
I will do- three months late 
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Mu Beta Posted Oct 3, 2005
Ah. Do I take it that the reminder of 'Bruce's Birthday' that came round the Subs mailing list at the weekend wasn't particularly accurate then?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 3, 2005
Wrong Bruce, I think you'll find. That'll be the 'original guru' Bruce. Nice try, mind.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 4, 2005
Nope, sorry. It's Phil's fault Bruce ended up being called Bruce.
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Phil Posted Oct 14, 2005
I could have called him something much less polite (but I doubt I can run that fast!)
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 14, 2005
Given the state we ended up in that night I don't think any of us could've run anywhere.
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Mu Beta Posted Oct 14, 2005
This is a state of affairs that seems to hover around your chosen other half.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
Well, at least it was well intended, mate.
Perhaps I should redress the balance by wishing him a happy easter?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
B- odd that, isn't it? Teach you to try and drink up with an ex-squaddy.
BS- Early, or late?
However, it is nearly my birthday. Gosh, I'm getting *old*.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
Oh early, of course.
Less of the old cr*p, btw. Those of us that are hurtling past middle-aged (think about what the phrase actually means) resent that word greatly.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
Hmm. Well I resent the fact that I'm hurtling towards a quarter-century.
Him indoors will be trading me in for a younger model soon. Some utter *bxstxrd* guessed my age at 36 last night 
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Mu Beta Posted Oct 17, 2005
Shows what drink and fags will do to a young strumpet like yourself, doesn't it? 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
Enough from the cheap seats, thank you, Mr. 'orders a burger from a takeway at 2 am'.
And I've quit smoking.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
He's only jealous because being such a lightweight when it comes to beer he'll never get the chance to look old before his time.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
Whereas cider drinks automatically look 13 for life. 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
I didn't know you wore contact lenses? Or do you not wear contact lenses when seeing me?
Now, I know I don't look 40, but 13?
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Mu Beta Posted Oct 17, 2005
"Or do you not wear contact lenses when seeing me?"
I think that would be a preferable state of affairs, certainly.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
You can talk, ginger.
Mm, 13. It's surprising how our opinion of people's age is often formed by things other than looks.
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