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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
Bloody hell, only took two hours for someone to pick up the straight line.
I'm wasted on you lot, I really am.
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Mu Beta Posted Oct 17, 2005
Wasted on your job, certainly, if you can afford to sit around for two hours waiting for the punchline.
B
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
As apposed to just wasted, which is what B gets after a couple of half shandies. 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
'Lunchtime'. Oh yeah, that'll be the thing I've just worked through.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
*zzzpt*
Was that the sound of a raw nerve being touched?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
No. The sound of a raw nerve being touched would be 'yeeeeaaaaarrrgggghhhhh'.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
Oh good, so glad we cleared that one up. What was the zzzpt I heard, then?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
Probably something flying into the bug zapper.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
Bug zapper? hah. It's rolled-up newspapers or nowt around here.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
God, the barbaric East Midlands. Like living in a time warp.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
Mmm. No air con, no bug zappers. But I hear they have a flushing khazi in Chesterfield now.
(actually, that's a complete lie. Chesterfield are still getting the hang of the non-flushing lav)
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Oct 17, 2005
I though Chesterfield was still getting to grips with the concept of a shovel, which is necessary to dig the hole in the ground...
I'm sure the local kebab pit must have a bug zapper? I think they are law now.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 17, 2005
Umm, probably, to be honest it's not something I've ever really looked for. Thinking about it there is a weird glowy thing in a cage on the wall in Spice Hut, that's probably a bug zapper.
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Mu Beta Posted Oct 17, 2005
In my experience, people in Chesterfield just piss on the pub wall at closing.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Oct 18, 2005
Assuming they can still find the pub wall.
Horrible town. Got some nice pubs, but sadly they're all full of people from Chesterfield.
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