h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i cannot find it in my hearts to continue with any topic releating to brushes, this of course pains me and sets aside some degree of worry that i shall have to address at another time.

might i remind you that this is in some ways a greeting and in some ways a sad loss of any private time i thought i was going to have, which i used to set aside in order to contemplate the growth of the slug population within the confines of plastic.

its getting late and my bread will have gone milky, as is the way of all good bread!

so for now and forever more i must say 'forkhandles' it is the true mark of a vice chancellor.

anyway, Leela says hi

Steed

helllllllloooooooo!

hiya sweetie pie!

LOL love the name you McNutter!

send my love to Leela

God! this is great!
I'll be here-any old time-and If I'm coming on-I'll text you

mucho snugglings!

mmm, well it WOULD end up at cake wouldnt it, although cheep fire lighters have their moments also, i find it disagreeable to wash an onion too often.

hello indeed now did you mention anything about private conversations? is it secret? is it safe?

but most of all

is it chocolate?

afternoon

your friend and monkey sitter

JMS

hello my sexy little pickle

How are you today? I've not seen the Doc much lately-is it time for him to regenerate perhaps?
Into a large wooden item of cutlery perhaps? LOL

How are you ma wee darlin'? ? are you alright?
I think I'll have to neet you in the ste stationary cupboard-if you can find it lol



See you later me deario xxx

A936975 Lol I think....

the Doc is as far as i know off on holiday for a few weeks, without a break, where he intends to over work.

the suns back out again here, and im grad cos yesterday was a pishy wet mess, but then one becomes used to that over time... sunshine i can get used to as well though

statonary cupboard? spelling ? what spelling?

yes id go there but im sure there are more comfortable places to be

as for cultery im afraid i couldnt be arsed with that dive of self serving tossing pots.... do i maon too much or am i justified?

anyway, is this entirely private or can anyone read it?

JMS

ermmmmm-well anyone can read it...but no one would! LOL-no one ever goes to my page, so I wouldn't worry
Ach, the weather's grabage here too-and the sthe slugs are a flaming pest-they're eating evry thing I've planted-hey ho.
Moaning? too much? no way! I'm sick to death of that place-there's noone left worth 'talking' to-you know what's going to happen don't you? that boards going to be empty-just like it was before we went there-see how much they like it then.
Anyway--burger them. How are you? You alright? Anything getting
to you? (is your email ok? So we can say anything REALLY private!) Don't tell me here though...Hope you're OK I
really REALLY do. ??
I've got to go now-but hopefully you'll read this soon.
Hugs and bugs and kisses,

xxxxxxx

nonsense-I can't be bothered with it.

Normal service has resumed.