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...here and decided to take your advice, and say hi. So, hi!!

why, thankyou!

have a on me!

Thank you kindly. It`s just what i needed, even if it is a bit early. ....here you go. It was my round. The prices in here are very reasonable.

ah-you're toooo kind Sir!
so-what's a guy like you doing in a joint like this?

Apparantly having a sex change. I am infact a female. Sorry to mislead you. It's the name.

not really-I think i'm kinda stuck on bunging "suits you Sir" onto the end of everything-It's one of many terrible habits!
and guy just seems to fit your name--no offence

here-have a ...last week I offended a bloke by offering him a rose---but I'm just such a luvvy-well on here I am

Don`t worry, i`m not offended. Sometimes i wish i was a bloke, but not often

I wish I was a bloke-but only when I have a lot of shopping to carry!
the rest of the time I'm quite happy-being so gorgeous 'n' elegant 'n' that!
arggghhh! monday morning! shouldn't stay up so late watching trashy telly...

I know what you mean. I stayed up to watch "Vice Versa" last night. Hadn`t seen it for years. So what did you stay up for?