h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I'm passing so I thought I'd say hi

"Hi"

I'm one of the welcoming people on the site and we're called ACES (doesn't that sound great) but it really means assistant community editors (which sounds all formal and not so cool).

My name is Sally and I'm here to say hello and to help out if you have any problems.

This is a page with a few helpful links, so that I don't have to write them out lots of times (included is the smiley page)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A565003

If you have any problems just reply to this message and I'll see if I can help, or at least find someone who can.

Enjoy and have fun.

SallyM

Wow! You beet me to it. Good page, BTW, SallyM. Primord, welcome to h2g2. Here's a thought for you: cahnge the preferences name from PRIMORD to Primord - it's friendlier and people'll call you that anyway, saves reaching for that there caps lock key.

Otherwise, I shall leave you in the capable hands of SallyM.

hee hee hee!thanks for the info-ooh,youre right enuff-PRIMORD looks a bit cheeky!i want the world to know im just a little pussy cat!ta!

oooh im not sure if ive changed my name properly or not-if not il try again

cooool!its a babel fish-i hadnt noticed that!

Alright Primord - your name's much better now. One little thing - you need to put a space after your punctuation:

Not 'blah,blah' but 'blah, blah'
Not 'blah.blah' but 'blah. Blah'
Not 'blah!blah' but 'blah! Blah'

It's a nitpicking little point, but it makes your postings harder to read. Once that's done, you're sorted!

Whoami?

oooh ok! crumbs there is so much to learn! thanks!

The English Language is a confusing one. THats why i just bark
(I hope dat dog smiley works, for i am also new to this)

Wow, it did! Am i talking to myself



Yes you are Hamish



Hello! Have i seen you before?



Mirror?



Ah, that would be it........

hamish,hi there...kept getting booted out,and im just new so be kind to me ! how are you ? do you eat biscuits dont worry im

I like Pedigree Chum. Got any going?

~Greebo stalks in~

Dog food!!!... My oh my... me thinks doughnuts might be a better thing to eat... ~grin~

Oh.. for me that is... dogs can eat Chum if they want to...

OOH pull up a trough-theres and get in there

~Greebo begins to eat~... hmmm... thank you... very kind...

~Greebo stares at the beer~... hmm... would rather have a milk... if thats not to much trouble...

And of course, not to forget I left a crate of around here somewhere...


Keeper of Cake

Oh... hmm... that crate... ~grin~.. well tis appears empty... sorry... ~burp!!~

Greebo! You could have left some for Primord and the others! Don't worry - I've left a catproof crate for the others, and of course, you're welcome to some more if you can find where I hid it, Greebo!

Whoami?
Keeper of Cake
http://www.dotsurfer.co.uk/

~big happy grin~... Oh you mean that catproof crate over there... the one thats been ripped apart by titanium tipped false claws... ~Greebo points in the direction of the strewn crate~... er... that one appears empty too me afraid... ~full grin~

Greedy greedy Greebo! OK, everyone, I've left some next to one of those cat-repellent ultrasonic wotsits, and confiscated Greebo's ear-protectors.

Don't worry Greebo, I haven't really - there's plenty for everyone this time. Even more than enough for you, Greebo.

Whoami?
Keeper of

~snigger~