h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning... at least, is it morning where you are? It's not morning here so I don't know why I say it really, but say it I do so 'morning' nevertheless,

Amy P tells me you've been discussing the origins of my Paper Cuts. How nice: someone showing an interest in me always raises my interest in them - a sort of common ground, you see. The truth about Paper Cuts is fairly mundane but it occured to neither of us, luckily, that there is a sinister side to the name, given that Amy has a paper incarnation. Perhaps it's just as well I didn't manage to see her at the recent London meet, what with me and these scissors for hands. There again, we might have had a whole string of paper Amys. What a shame.

Perhaps next time there is a meet you should look her up, perhaps your scissor hands would have been a deterrent to those who like to prey on young beautiful women with no arms.... or bodies..... or depth.... or...

Well, at least Croz might have gotten a paper cut from her, and it would have served him right....

Actually, when Amy told me that she heard 'I' had been snogged... Well, considering the wise man thing... So I was surprised that it was Croz... I'd forgotten that spimcoot's a gentleman...

Oops, sorry--I mean he's a cad and a bounder! He just didn't have the opportunity...

(Who, me lurk? Nah... After all, I did post...)

Good to see you on this line of... um.... perfectly logical and rational messages, dear!

Was it the laminated version whose honour was offended? I hope so: she's tough; nothing can stain her reputation, at least, not without being wiped off afterwards.

I'll content myself with molesting the paper Queen every time I send a letter; the indignities that poor woman has to go through on a daily basis!

I gave you a link on either 'Hi spimcoot' or the elephant one...

(Hi 'Mom'!)

'Mom'

Thanks..... you must have put a hug on every thread I have...

No... Just the ones I share with you...

Awwww, how sweet of you.

Doing much better today, thanks.