h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Being an ACE Thingite I realise that this is probably not the first welcome you will have received from the daring band of revolutionaries, but it will be the first that you have received from me ... how do I know that? Incredible perception and mental agility aside, it's also because this is the first time I've visited your page. It's true I tell you.

The minute I saw Amy's request for a greeting, I hot-footed it over here *points to hot feet* and here I am.

In my normal ACEing role I'd leave you an assortment of fascinating H2G2 trivia to help you on your way but seeing as both of your daughters are ACEs there seems little point ...

So I will leave you now with my thought for the day, which isn't so much a thought as a maxim by which to live, that is, never trust a man who when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.

I thank you for your attention and for choosing to fly Air Thing. We hope you have had a pleasant flight and have a good onward journey and we hope that you will choose to fly with us again soon.

*Cabin crew, doors to manual*

Thanks for the welcome... the messages were coming so fast last night that I couldn't keep up with them. However I think I must have scared them away, seeing as how I'm the momma and I'm gonna make sure they eat all their vegetables before they get any dessert...

You can't scare me with that Mom lady ... I love vegetables.

In fact I think I'll have more vegetables (especially sprouts) rather than have any pudding ...

But on the other hand.... is nature's most perfect food.....