h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Exactly! Her newer stuff is so much better than the whole..."Jii-iii-i-i-iiii-iiiiii-iiii-iingle (breathe) Belllllllllllls" thing.

I like her now she's an alcoholic.

Oh, I know what you mean. What is that whole *I'm going to go through my entire vocal range with this single word* singing technique. Thank Gawd it is dying out. It will be the joke of this era like disco or funk.

Like Morris Dancers.

It's kind of entertaining watching Mariah Carey turn insane though...

They're all a little twisted to begin with by wanting to be in the business. Makes for great tabloid headlines, though. *Britney Still Loves Justin* and *Bobby Beat Whitney While On Crack*. Like we really should care!

The latest *Fred Durst and Britney*

We have even more abismal pop stars in this country...they all interbreed and deny they do drugs. You can't even contemplate...

Oh I don't know I find the Oasis stories most entertaining. What are the brothers up to now, btw?

Oh Oasis are so lame now. T**ts even. Liam had his two front teeth knocked out in a pub brawl in Germany. Really not entertaining... It's all Posh 'n' Becks in terms of *entertainment* tabloidy news...

Posh still? As in Posh Spice? Last centuries news here, I bet most kids wouldn't even know who she was. We are so Yank dominated here it's great when one of yours crosses the pond and makes things interesting. We've got bloody Celine bloody Dion and her perv grand husband but luckily we produce bands like Junkhouse, Dave Matthews, Nickleback, Wide Mouth Mason, Shocore, etc. that make life better.

What!?!?!?!

NICKLEBACK?
Are you f**king kidding me?

They are the biggest evil to exist. Worse than Celine Dion. We all hate them so much that Kerrang!(rock mag) constantly calls them c**ts...to the point where Chad f**king Kroegar hit back at a particular reporter because he slagged off their live gig. Which the reporter then hit back with more insults, and Chad Kroegar accepted. Safe to say, no one is behind the Nickleback c**t.

*REALLY* not a good promotional tool for your country.



Anyway, yes as in Posh Spice. After 3 years of media obsession, it just isn't fun. The rest of the world also doesn't see the s**ty pop industry that is cultivated here...and so we have to put up with that *news* too...

Ouch! Didn't really know that about them.

Any of the others persona non grata in jolly olde England?

>persona non grata<

Explain, translate, or generally mock me for my ignorance...I know not what that means...

Sorry, my age means I learned some pretty useless things.

Latin for people who are not welcome.

Ah.

Well. Can only speak for myself really. Right now someone from TV has had really bad collagen implants, and is being generally being mocked for it. Her own fault - she looks like a trout.

That's all I can think of...*ponders*
I didn't think Celine Dion would make much news, even in your country...is she really doing that much to warrant it?

Oh it's all part of the Quebecois thing- when they make a star they pump millions into them to make sure the world knows they have a unique culture. Frankly she is a wall-eyed, big nosed freak married to someone twice the age of her father and who has cr@p attitude with a fairly good voice. Not that I like her....

I think the only *unique* thing about her is that she is a big huge freak. I don't think her choice of partner makes her a bad person though.

I've interviewed her and he's creepy. Like she can't do anything without his OK. More like a father which is weird.

Ok. That *IS* weird.



But then, he is her manager as well...

No. Still weird.

Yah, and they met when she was 12!! Altogether unhealthy I think.

And gosh, there has to be about 30 years between them...



Weird, but unfair to judge.