h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Things : "Lawn Dogs" finally being shown on FilmFour, and re-discovering how amazing the final scenes are; ham and poppy seed rolls; silver star rings; contemplation of finances; being positive about myself; contemplation of hair dye, weight, and the very shallow but satifying Self Image; Will Self; computer games; black ink; eggs; weekend TV; Bristol; half-read books; self discipline; Queen Adreena; breasts; a too long fringe; being ignored.
And getting a postcard from Canada...

I have it tucked inside my notebook (My notebook being slightly smaller though)...you have rather small stamps, do you not?

Some small, some medium, some HUGE! Those are the little everyday ones you don't have to lick. (Hmmm, those sentences could be interpreted many ways...)

Two more to come, one with a nervous example of my script.

"Script"? I wonder what you mean by that.

I only have two stamps in my possession right now. One of those is for the much over-mentioned job application. So I can only send one thing... What shall that be.

International stamps? They won't go far without those.

Put the spare on your a**e and see how far you get.

Oh b*****ks. International stamps. Stupid Atlantic Ocean.

And prairies and mountains.

Far too much effort.

*apathy*

Hey, I put it out! *grumble, grumble*

But it involves outside stuff.

Well I can't afford to send you a carrier pidgeon!

Maybe if I use a catapult?

*waves*

And...um....what's with your title, Sat?

Can't get the Christina Aguilera song out of my head...

You? Listening to that manufactured pop ho?

I wouldn't necessarily buy her stuff or go out of my way to listen to her, but I think she's alright...

And calling someone a *ho* usually means you're either jealous (if you're female) or you want to sleep with them (if you're a bloke)...

Oh, I'd do her! As long as she didn't sing before, during, or after.