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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Feb 12, 2003
*Pulls up his pants and turns to face them*
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Saturnine Posted Feb 12, 2003
Oh good lord.
I'm blind! Blind I tell you!
When did *you* last go nude-subathing cl? Such tan lines!!!
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Saturnine Posted Feb 12, 2003
Oh please. We shouldn't start that. Otherwise we'll just go on forever!
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Wampus Posted Feb 12, 2003
Except for cl's tanline, whatever shall we talk about?
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Feb 12, 2003
Plans for the founding of the Church of Saturnine?
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Wampus Posted Feb 12, 2003
I believe that's tied up in the building permit process.
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Saturnine Posted Feb 13, 2003
Sweeet. A Church? I have no problems with that.
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Wampus Posted Feb 13, 2003
The only church in the world with a bar at the front instead of an altar. And a bartender instead of a pastor.
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Saturnine Posted Feb 13, 2003
No no no...that's not right.
Hot tubs and comfortable armchairs! And a bar, but that's a minor obvious detail. 
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Wampus Posted Feb 13, 2003
Ximinez [angrily hurling away the cushions]: Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
[JARRING CHORD]
Fang [terrified]: The...Comfy Chair?
[Biggles pushes in a comfy chair -- a really plush one]
Ximinez: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!
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Saturnine Posted Feb 13, 2003
Oh, now you *know* I'm not that familiar with MP...
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Wampus Posted Feb 13, 2003
Oh. Well, in that scene, three Spanish Inquisitors attempt to torture a confession out of an old lady by poking her with soft cushions, and then forcing her to sit in a comfy chair.
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