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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Started conversation Mar 19, 2002
H2 has let be borrow her panda today.
Apparently the panda is an expert in sigma notation.
He has also been helping me by answering the office phone. Unfortunatly he is a bit clumsy when it comes to keyboard skills. He also has no name and I don't like the name Panda. Any suggestions?
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
Ah, hello 6. Didn't see you there. Must look at my own homepage more often..
It's a well-known fact that all pandas are expert mathematicians, due mainly to the fact that they have trouble using calculators with their big furry paws and therefore forced to use mental arithmetic.
Although you can sometimes see them scrawling complex mathematical formula in the sand with bamboo canes, they are quite shy abut it, and if they suspect they have been spotted doing maths, they will quickly scrub out anything they have worked out and eat the bamboo in attempt to cover up what they were doing.
As for names, you already know my formula:
Pedro, Paul, Philip, Pele, Portbury, Ponsenbey, Pete(!) are all acceptable.
I might allow ‘Sexual Harassment’ although as H2 is probably not a South Park Fan, I guess not…
Could be really confusing and have ‘Pengo the Panda’ 
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
I'm afraid the sexual harassment comment is puzzling me?
Do I have to have the complete South Park video collection or just know that they kill Kenny at the end of every episode (except the one where they didn't)?
I think as it's just been St Patrick's day I might call it Patrick the Panda.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
Patrick is fine, you have my complete approval for both Patrick or Paddy.
'Sexual Harassment Panda' was a character in one of the SouthPark episodes, had his own song and everything. The fact you've never heard of him will MAKE HIM VERY SAD!
(Sorry, sorry, you have no idea what I'm waffling on about have you)
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
and I thought you were referring to Mr Hankie
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
Heh heh, knew it would be referanced somewhere on h2g2..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A388622
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
cheers. I feel so much better knowing that.
Patrick has now decided to go round the office taking down all the calanders and postcards that may contravene the sexual harrassment legislation.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
I can see Patrick (May I call him 'Pat'?) is going to be a very popular member of staff
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
You may call him Pat.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
Thanks.
Is 'Pat' a blokey Panda or a girley panda?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
Pat is most certainly a boy although I have to confess I am not an expert at determining the sex of pandas.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
I dont think Pandas are that great at determining the sex of each other either. This is probably why there almost extinct now.
There probably too busy doing sigma notation.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 19, 2002
You mean they're not very good at multiplying.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 19, 2002
I think the actual multiplying bit is okay, its just they have a problem finding things to multiply with...
You should ask Pat really, although he might see it as some kind of harassement.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 20, 2002
Pat's actually at home today so I can't ask him.
H2 didn't take too kindly to the tales of him being thrown around the office.
(A flying panda smilie would have been really useful here)
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 20, 2002
Ahh, good morning 6!
What is it with you throwing stuff about at work?
I sense a huge amount of built up tension, that is being vented by you throwing poor h2's animals about at work
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 20, 2002
*I* was not throwing him or anything else, around the office.
It was *them* what done it.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 20, 2002
Ahh, but who was looking after Pat?
Who should have been protecting him from being thrown about by *them*?
< Accusing glance from Peej >
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 20, 2002
And you wonder how Ruby got sqwished.
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Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee ) Posted Mar 20, 2002
Are you trying to say they *they* are responsible for the squishing of Ruby?
Hows the head / migrain situation btw?
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