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Post 1

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Hello.

Are you well today?

Did you manage to sleep o.k. last night or were you kept awake by cheese induced nightmares all night?

I wonder why cheese causes nightmares?


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Post 2

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Hiya 6!

I'm okay actually. Very tired though, (late nights, you know how it is smiley - winkeye)

I dont know why cheese gives you nightmares, or even if it *does*. I can never remmember my dreams so can't say one way or the other.

And how are you this fine wednesday?


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Post 3

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

I've just been chatting to the resident office phsychologist who says that cheese doesn't actually give you nightmares.

There may be something in the cheese that prevents you from falling fully asleep (especially when mixed with alcohol apparently) and this may be why people relate sleep difficulties to cheese.

He also added that all people dream, but some people don't remember that they dream.


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Post 4

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Ah, thought something like that might be the case.

I know I *do* dream, as sometimes I'll wake up suddenly, I'll know I was having some kind of dream smiley - winkeye, but seem to instantly forget what it was about.

You have a resident phychologist at the RM? Actually, I think thats probably quite a good idea...


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Post 5

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

He's actually my own personal resident Phsychologist. And I certainly need one in this job smiley - biggrin


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Post 6

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Yeah, what with that constant barrage of phone calls you get, honestly, I'm amazed you can hear yourselves *think*, what with the deafning sound of phones ringing all the time smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

So far today I've taken 41 incoming calls, dealt with 8 faxes, made 11 outgoing calls, written 2 letters to customers, made the coffee and cleaned the drip tray from the water cooler.

And I've only been here 3 hours today.

(and of course I've kept up to date with all my h2g2 threads, had a good gossip with the resident phsychologist and had a half hour teabreak)


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Post 8

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

That truly is amazing smiley - winkeye

And here I was thinking all you did all day was lounge about, posting crap on h2g2 smiley - winkeye


41 calls in 3 hours? Thats like 1 call every 4 mins!

Whats the matter, does no one else there do any work?

Or is it all up to you, as usual smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

I just know how to handle them A546428 taught me all I needed to know smiley - winkeye

See in particular the section entitled 'the fob off'


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Post 10

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

I can't *believe* you followed 'Porpoise' up with 'Reason' smiley - winkeye

The guys in the office think I've gone mad, as I couldn't stop sniggering for 5 minutes!

I'll get you for that!

smiley - winkeye


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Post 11

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

And Al has just asked for some of whatever I've had.

smiley - biggrin

I think is was a logical follow on.

Not quite as obscure as 'Mrs Marple and The English Butler' follwed by 'Crumpet' though!

smiley - huh

This is what comes of having a five year old.

You may also notice that anything that has no connection with what you are saying is an elephant.


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Post 12

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Do you think it would be unreasonable to follow 'water' with 'lovely day'?

smiley - winkeye


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Post 13

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

:D

Yeah, go on!

*someone* might get it smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Maybe I'll just get on with some work instead! smiley - cross

I've been feeling really miserable this afternoon.

At least that cheered me up. smiley - biggrin


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Post 15

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Aww, whats the matter 6 ?

smiley - cheerup

Want a smiley - hug ?


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Post 16

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

A smiley - hug would certainly be nice. smiley - loveblush

Do you know why in a smiley - cuddle smilie, one person is a funny colour?


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Post 17

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Here you go gorgeous! smiley - hug

Um, blue dude in smiley - cuddle ? Possibly smiley - cuddleing too hard??


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Post 18

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

How could you smiley - cuddle too hard? Surely there should be a smilie for that?

I couldn't find the smilie I wanted so I'll save my message for later smiley - winkeye


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Post 19

6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges

Sorry, I fell asleep before I got round to posting you the message.

Sorry smiley - winkeye


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Post 20

Peej ( Keeper of cakes, and treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee )

Thats okay, I fell asleep before having a chance to read it.

smiley - huh

smiley - winkeye


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