h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Arthur coping with certain death as best as he could.

Arthur: "You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die from asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

Ford: "Why, what did she tell you?"

Arthur: "I don't know, I didn't listen."

very appropriate. Not to mention true in my case

You were stuck in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die from asphyxiation in deep space?

Wow...no wonder your mother was trying to warn you at a young age!!!

Actually i went to a huge sci fi themed dinner / dance once dressed as Arthur Dent and i drank beer out of a tea cup with a saucer all night

You couldn't just drink tea for a night, could you?

Did you have a robe and all?

sure did. I even had the string from a tea bag stuck on to the cup. I did cheat a little bit and had boxer shorts under my pyjamas. I can't remember what i did for shoes though

I'm guessing slippers...

not sure. I might have cheated and worn my boots. the floor was pretty messy by 4 in the morning as i'm sure you can imagine!

Hmmm...this has nothing to do with the episode in the bathroom at the second last meet, does it? Ewww...

I shall never feel comfortable wearing those jeans in a public bathroom again.

not that i remember. More to do with spilled drinks and broken glasses thankfully.

So you're saying you need to take them off whem you go into a bathroom?

*tries to think of a place with unisex toilets*