h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...so if you should ever feel like dropping by the Temple, I and my Priestesses of would welcome you and ply you with , beernuts, and young virgin blondes
Of course, there will always be a spot in the hood for you... but no ing pressure, just a ing offer, you know.

Hope to see you around

Why thank you Thog, (is that a title? and if so, do you wish to be addressed as "Your Thoggyness", or is it just your Nom De Ploumbe thingeeeee?).

Well we're not the ing Acolite type, but we'd certainly drop in at the temple, the an Beernuts sounds enticing, but we'll keep a safesorry distance from any young virgin blondes.

Have you ever considered the commercial potential of ness? You know " on a Stick" or "it if your Appy" bumper stickers.

We could do a athon for Charidee, (could be misconstrude as a mass spam by the BEEB though).

There's plenty of time for all that, (well until 2019 anyway).

No, Thog is just my ing name... some of my Priestesses address me as His iness or that sort of thing, but that's not really ing necessary, you know

Out of curiousity, what the is the matter with young virgin blondes??

Yes, I have considered the commercial aspects of , but haven't started mass production yet, as to date I only have three Priestesses (wonderful ing lot they are, though) and no listed supporters yet.. speaking of which, could I list you as a supporter of the Temple of ?? There's no commitment on your part, and you get a cool link to your page from the Temple, and then you could upgrade to full Priestess for only $29.95 whenever you wanted to

Anyhoo, please do feel free to drop by any ing time you like... and what the happens in 2019?

So Thog it is then!

Young Virginal Blondes, Oooooooh nothing, always preferred the company of naughty girls.

A celestial bod of unknown mass and consistency, has been spotted heading this a way. Travelling at a tad over 300,000 kph it is thought to hit us on or around the February 01 2019.

It is noted that Bruce Willis will be into his late 60's by that time, and so may not be up to the job of saving the world.

Supporter implies a dependent relationship, how about Associate. As to Priestess, well it's not our thang thanks. All that initiation and de Nile. Anyway we could get into the Mothers Union for less than that.

Ah ... how 'bout $19.95??? Kidding, of course...

Well, Associate it is then... gotta fill up that ing list somehow, y'know


Do tell me about this ing celestial body tho, when you have the ing time... haven't heard about that. With any luck, maybe those little green ards are FINALLY coming to say "What the is up??" (now taking bets on the likelihood of those being their first words ) to all the normal s, instead of just dealing with those ing ards in the ing government ... Let me know...

Do stop by the ing Temple sometime tho... Two of my Priestesses are veeeeeeeeeeeery naughty girls indeed , so you may enjoy their company... go easy on Quille if you stop by, though, she's delicate and inexperienced in the RL , if you take my meaning...

Well apparently it's huge and if it's a snowball it will be very pretty, BUT............... if its a dirty 'in great bit of scrap iron we'll all be Shishkebab'd.

Ho Hummmmmmm..........

Well,

With any luck, it`ll home straight in on on that GOLFin` Temple!!
(A bit thin on the ground, the old supporters list, is it then Thog old chap ?)

Actually, ya er, it's comin right along!! Better'n you and yer in golf fetish, that's for sure... , you must be an old er to be that into the most entirely in boring 'sport' on the face of tha in Earth...


Note to SPA: Just in case you're wondering, Lurcher is the original nonbeliever in the ... he's so desperate not to have anything to do with it that, instead of , he uses the questionable term GOLF which, since in my own opinion the word golf itself is an obscenity, should actually be ed in and of iteself.

FORE !!!!!

eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm... Anybody else know what the that means?

What I really meant to say was




FIVE!!!!!

OK........... We'll go along with this for a while









SIX

Yeah, well, that ran thin pretty ing fast... DOES anybody know what the "FORE!!!!" is supposed to mean?? Probably some ing about ing golf, I suppose

So Lerch and You are best 'in mates than? Just don't have flog in common. . So what, other than is sacred. We think can be quite sacred, after several 's, the head down the pan can look to some like a religious devotion. The sound can even vaguely resemble some sort of chant or chunter even

Well, , lessee.... y'know, there's the that's sacred, ing is most definitely sacred, as well as the ing . Also there's ing beernuts, beef jerky, and, oh yeah, the blonde sacrificial virgins
Those are all ing sacred within the Temple of Also, of course, my Priestesses, while perhaps not exactly s, are quite ing sacred to me. The only other ing thing I can think of is open and free speech, or at least as close as we can ing get here.

Other than that, there's not a thing that's too ing sacred to be picked on.

Lurcher, on the other ing hand, well, he and I aren't exactly best mates, y'know... I'd kinda more rank our relationship as an amiable enmity, if that makes any ing sense at all.

Couldn`t have put it better myself, I reluctantly admit

I mean, where`s the fun in all this lovey-dovey malarkey? (certain well endowed ladies excepted)

A bit of thrustin` an parryin` (figuratively speaking) helps things along a bit.

So...

See? He's not a bad er, just, y'know, a er nonetheless.

Well all that's very assuring to know. We suppose i's the combination of his Sporting tendencies and your spiritual 'in fervour.

We know of a Glaswegian of peerless repute, who's eloquence, passion and heroic fervour are second to none. The "one" of whom we speak *spoken in hushed reverential tones* is none other then Jimmy Wuckfit. If you ever needed an exemplary character down at the "Temple", a Champion of Free Speach, you could not do better than our Jim.

Herrmmmmmm... I dunno if Mr. Fu.... er... Wuckfit would be tha best in character to have about... I think we may already in have enough ers disapproving of us on hootoo... but maybe we could use the er... whereabouts might we find him?