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Flossie the cat (I love Dewey to bits) Started conversation Jan 17, 2002
Hello Dewey it's meeeeeeee 
I started a fan club for you because I love you so much. You're the best brother in the world and I love you more than even Mum and Dad 
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Dewey the Cat Posted Jan 17, 2002
Dagnammit!!! See what I mean, she follows me bloody everywhere 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jan 17, 2002
Hello Dewey. Did Flossie chase you away? Never mind, I'll let you out and you can go and 
after some vermin. I like it that she started a fan club for you though. All kinds of people will be joining up soon, like Shea and (TJ). You remember them, they brought you some nice toys when they came to visit. And even Ottox might join, but don't chase after his rolling eyes will you.
Dat's my boy 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 18, 2002
A Dewey Fan Club?! How wonderful is this? Can I join, Dewey? Please? 
I've got some nice catnip toys here for you ... ::: dangles them provocatively :::
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Dewey the Cat Posted Jan 18, 2002
Is that for me? Give it to me please.... ohhhhhhhh, oh yeah, ooh that's the spot, mmmmmmmmmmmm catnip 
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jan 18, 2002
Hello there Dewey!
I have been a big fan of yours for ages - long before the wonderful Gosho sent me your picture 
You remind me of someone who was very special to me - he loved to go out and do his thang too!
* offers food and point out some interesting places to explore *
( dont worry Gosho they are safe )
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Dewey the Cat Posted Jan 18, 2002
Yeah, Dad told me about that. I was sad 
. Still, life has to go on... you got any 
for me btw? I love tuna You ain't seen Flossie around here have you? She follows me everywhere you know. I spend half my day just avoiding her. I don't mind her really, I just wish she'd leave me alone a bit
So, ya got any ? Cos if not I've got things to do
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jan 18, 2002
well as it so happens Dewey I do have some even though I had some for my tea last night
Hold on .....
Let
me
open
the
can .....
There you go
(and no I wont tell her where you are - I have a little sister too - I know what they are like!
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jan 23, 2002
Are you behaving yourself Dewey?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 28, 2002
He's a good boy! Aren't you a good boy?
::: scratches Dewey's belly :::
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Dewey the Cat Posted Jan 28, 2002
Hey, you just be careful where you're putting those hands Missy It's Flossie who likes being scratched on the belly not me. Behind the ears is where I like it best.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 28, 2002
Watch it, cat! I can just as well completely ignore you, you know!
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Dewey the Cat Posted Jan 28, 2002
Well maybe I'll just start touching you where you don't like to be touched and see how you like it!
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Dewey the Cat Posted Jan 28, 2002
I ain't trying to pick a fight y'know, just asserting my rights. Like wimmin have been doing for the past however many years. Suppose my dad came up and started rubbing you where you don't want him to. He'd most likely get a sock on the nose from you, and another from TJ.
Under the chin or behind the ears is 
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The belly is strictly off-limits.
Soooooooo... ya got any for me?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jan 28, 2002
* returns with fresh supplies of tuna and human food *
hey Dewey how are you?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 30, 2002
You're not trying to pick a fight? Cats ... geez ... Yeah, I got a fish for you ... 
knock yourself out ... 
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- 2: Dewey the Cat (Jan 17, 2002)
- 3: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jan 17, 2002)
- 4: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 18, 2002)
- 5: Dewey the Cat (Jan 18, 2002)
- 6: Flossie the cat (I love Dewey to bits) (Jan 18, 2002)
- 7: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Jan 18, 2002)
- 8: Dewey the Cat (Jan 18, 2002)
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- 10: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 18, 2002)
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- 12: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jan 23, 2002)
- 13: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 28, 2002)
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- 19: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Jan 28, 2002)
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