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Pandora...Born Again Tart Started conversation Jan 23, 2002
Wargamer!! 
Oooo I have ALWAYs had a 'thing' for chaps that work with their hands...know what I mean?
Er, right, the reason I'm here is you said you could help me with a weapon...well, I'll soon be off to the Valentine Ball with a bunch of...well, that's the thing...I'm not sure what I might run into...or what might repeatedly run into me...know what I mean? So,
that said, I'd like something...non lethal...law suits & all that...
I need something I can strap to my right thigh...stronger than mace, as most the chaps I know freshen their breath with the stuff. But something non deadly...the Government took away my right to kill...but NOTHING was said about "harm"!!! Now...it mustn't be bulky...as I'll be wearing a VERY slinky number...the strap & device will need to fit smoothly against my thigh. My left thigh as the right one could be exposed by the slit in the gown. So, nothing more than 13" around. Let me know if you'll be needing me for a fitting. And of course...the price. Spare no expense my good man...my honor, or my purse may be at steak!
Thank you so. 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 23, 2002
I've got just the thing, a compact canister of 'Phase Gas'. The stuff alters the victim's genetic code, causing them to mutate uncontrolably! It (usually) wears off after an hour or so, but they sure won't like it!!!
Pop up here whenever you get this and I'll give it to you.
As for my fee... just brink back some good booze and I'll be happy!
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 23, 2002
I've got just the thing, a compact canister of 'Phase Gas'. The stuff alters the victim's genetic code, causing them to mutate uncontrolably! It (usually) wears off after an hour or so, but they sure won't like it!!!
Pop up here whenever you get this and I'll give it to you.
As for my fee... just bring back some good booze and I'll be happy!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 23, 2002
Thank you...it's just what I always wanted!!! 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Jan 23, 2002
*Hands the gas to Pandora* Enjoy! Just be careful, and try to aim ABOVE the waist!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 10, 2002
...*enters at her own risk...*Oh Wargamer...
...I was wondering if perhaps you could stop being mean to me long enough to make an under the dress thingie for me for the Valentine's Day Ball? Er, the other one you made for me, as you may remember was accidentally...tested on you...I'm afraid I used it all. 
It was a nice fit and everything...*trying to think of ways to butter him up...reverts to batting her long eyelashes...*
I was wondering...This Phase Gas (TM/WARGAMER), how can I be SURE it'll work?? I mean, I'm going on a first date with this fellow...I might need protection! *whispers...*i don't mean the kind in individual wrappers either
...Know what I mean?
I'll pay...just paleeeze help a poor defenseless woman
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 10, 2002
Well, here's the problem... I accidentally detonated all my stock of Phase Gas (the results ain't pretty...) but I have something that might help... a Viper 70! Nothing says 'Be Nice' like a pistol...
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 10, 2002
Ooooo....now you're speaking my language!! 
It's just everythng I own is WAY to bulky for under my dress.
Don't want people thinking I'm glad to see them. 
How do I wear it? Is there a safey???? Where do I buy ammo?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 10, 2002
Relax!
1: There's a leg holster.
2: There IS a safety, so relax!
3: Unless you can find someone else who sells Caseless ammo, you'll have to come to me.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 12, 2002
...always a catch, huh? 
Did you say..."caseless"?
I would like 100 rounds...to start. Will this do? *hands Wargamer forty thousand English pounds...* never can get the hang of the exchange rate.
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 12, 2002
£40,000... That's nice... Here, I'll throw in a silencer and an extra 400 rounds, plus clips, of course!
*Hands the stuff over*
Enjoy it, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 13, 2002
Oh Wargamer...you're sooooo kind!
BLAM 
...*puts silencer on...*
phtttttphttt DUCK!!!! phtttphttt
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 13, 2002
I prefer the Viper 145...
BLAMM!BLAMM!BLAMM!!!
Perfect!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 14, 2002
Oooooooo...HOPE I CAN HEAR BY THE TIME THE VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE STARTS!!!! WHA'? HUH? *rubs her ears...remembers the time she passed out, er, fell asleep between two speakers...*
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 24, 2002
I meant what SONG where they playing?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 25, 2002
I know what yopu meant! And you have my answer! 
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