h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have a messy house.I was wondering if you could pop round this morning do a bit of hoovering wash the dishes and feed the cat.Oh and theres a black bag of washing you could whizz down to the laundrette for me.Ask them do a service wash for me and I want it PROPERLY folded this time. Thanks .

As I understand it, my services have been requested.

I believe there is the small matter of a fee.

All donations gladly accepted.

Have a good one...

Sludge

Ah I wonder if we might come to some arrangement about the fee.I've got an old tuareg carpet in the loft..I bought it with my barclaycard.So happens my second son is allergic to handwoven rugs from the sub-sahara they make him repeat the days of the week over and over again and often in Latin. Its worth at least 20k.

The Sahara...

...Wonderful memories. Long sunny evenings by the oasis. The camel park up outside the tent. A cool tall glass of fig juice...

Where was I, oh yes, the rug, fine, all currency gladly accepted. Liiquidation of assets not a problem for a man with my connections.

I was thinking, you may be able to help with a small problem with some plant machinery, JCB's Caterpillars etc?

Let me know.

Have a good one...

Sludge