Welcome to h2g2. I'm Batty, one of the h2g2 ACEs (Assistant Community Editors). We promise to make you no money whatsoever! ;-) Below are a few links you might find useful. Feel free to contact me if you need further assistance or just wish to chat. Click on my name above to go to my page and leave me a message, or just reply to this one. - The Welcome page: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Welcome - A Special Welcome from Douglas Adams: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Welcome-DNA - DNA's own homespace, as he was very involved in h2g2 during his life (it includes lot's of links): http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U42 - Browse H2G2: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/browse - The ACEs Homepage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/ACES - The Smileys Page (more than just smileys): http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/smiley - If you would like to learn to code your pages to look really great, go to the GuideML Clinic: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/GuideML-Clinic - Since you like languages, try the Terran Embassy: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A473898 Ready to socialize with some of h2g2's festive (if somewhat odd) locals? Try some of these links. - If you just can't seem to get the hang of Thursdays join the Thingite revolution: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A516647 - Join the crew of h2g2's own pirate ship, 'The Blood of the Zaphodistas': http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A579684 - Got something that's yours and yours alone? Claim your Keeper title here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A441596 - If you're the questioning sort you might enjoy the "Questions Only" forum... just don't expect any actual answers.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F63419?thread=100987 As if this wasn't plenty, here is Shea's Links Page: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A534953 (why bother to create one of my own when Shea did such a great job?) Batty, ACE