h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That would be it, yes

Sorry. I'm not _that_ blonde

Aww, c'arn

I'll have you know I'm a faux redhead. Artificial intelligence..

Yeah, I've seen photos

Eeek? Photos? Oh dear me *hides*

My, what a pretty towel you have

Myesh. Very proud of my towel am I

And, disturbingly enough, it matched your shirt

It did not. To the best of my recollection...*snickers* Where are these mysterious photos? I've not seen any of them yet...

Well, not *exactly*, but pretty well They're not actually online yet (I don't think) but Platypus2 sent me the previews

Oh dear Photos scare me, they really do...especially when they're of me

Never fear, they're not *just* of you

If I'm involved, then they're scary. 'nuff said

Mine are scarier

I seen yours. They're not that scary

Oh yes they are... and they're just the ones considered fit for publication, I have some far more disturbing ones that I've 'forgotten' to make available to the general public

'twas only the liberal application of liquor that made the 'thulhu get in front of the camera I've got many more scarier photos hidden deep within my hard drive

The vast majority of mine, if they've even made it onto my hard drive in the first place, have been shredded off it again... can't be too careful

Anyone's welcome to try and search for them though *chuckles* they're hidden so well I don't think they'll ever see the light of day again *peers at the folders that contain the folders that contain the folders that time forgot*