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Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Started conversation Dec 20, 2001
heyhooooo! i'm an ACE and i'm here to wish you a howdyhoo! here it is: howdyhooooooooooooooooooo! 
anyhoo, welcome to h2g2! it can seem a huge and intimidating place at first, but you;ll gwet used to it 
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if you have any questions just ask me! 
P.S click the face! 
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The Theory Posted Dec 21, 2001
Yes, click the face... If you want to learn about smileys...
Or, if you want to be different (like me), you can completely screw the whole smiley thing. I have never *intentionally* used a smiley currently in h2g2. And I like to go around and let the newbie know that they *dont* have to use smileys if they don't want to.
If you do, no problem... you're still cool...
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 21, 2001
Hay, Scrotum, Get back to work!! 
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The Theory Posted Dec 24, 2001
The look like the advertising campaign for the American Superstore/chainstore thingmabob called Walmart... I hate the store, and thier little smiley dude goes around it thier commercials and chop prices... It gives me the shudders.
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Researcher 188297 Posted Dec 27, 2001
Blimey, so many nice folk welcomin' me an' sayin' 'ow ya goin' Scrotum. That's real 'licious that is.
You A.C.E.s are saand as a paand.
Can I get ya all a drink 
The Theory
There is a I see Bassman use it all the time.
Scrotum. (The Wrinkled Retainer)
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The Theory Posted Dec 27, 2001
You ACEs... that sounds nice... too bad I aint an ACE...
Would love a drink... however I am underage at the moment according to American standards, so I'll have to pass... (blast, can't drink till I'm 21...)
yeah... I know there is a REAL , but with my anti-smiley stand, I choose to use the writen out form instead...
c y'all later...
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 27, 2001
<ghost.
He's a Theory of Principles.
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The Theory Posted Dec 27, 2001
Ah yes... a life with out pricipals is a life that is pointless and meaningless (and probably a whole lot more fun, but I won't go there)
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Lurcher Posted Dec 28, 2001
L..For Walmart read ASDA, same thing in UK
*wades thro` layers of peaces*
Scrotum, you`ve not been at that MacLurchers, have you ?? 
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Researcher 188297 Posted Jan 3, 2002
In his song "School's Out" Alice Cooper used the word Principles, and he couldn't think of a word that rhymed with it....
Cor Blimey guv'nor, naaa, I don't do MacLurchers, a nice cold pinta Boddington's is much more me!! They don't serv the stuff in the "Chaps' Club" so I's neva drunk on duteeee.
Scrotum. (The Wrinkled Retainer)
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Researcher 188297 Posted May 7, 2002
I have retired Scrotum and he won't be posting any more, 4 online personas were getting a little difficult to manage.
Bassman
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- 4: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Dec 23, 2001)
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