h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jordan, I told you the other day about the curious information I've found. Seeing as you still don't have time to write an email, but can blab for ages wittering about nothing on H2G2, I thought I'd ask you here what you think I should do with this information.

Encrypt it using the standard code, if you must (assuming you still remember it).

By the way, a picture appeared in the space yesterday, sometime between noon and six. Perhaps I should make mention of how displeased I am with it, with a sinister look on my face, and perhaps give a friendly reminder that 'Big brother is watching you!'

P.S. I see that you have posted not more than quarter of an hour ago. I know you're here. Don't try to hide! And why aren't you on MSN?

Ho David,

I've finished some exams today and have another tomorrow morning. I would go on MSN, but I don't dare because there's no way I can get anything done if I do! People would jump me the moment I came online.

However, as soon as I do get free time, I shall endeavour to email you or contact you more directly.

I'm on sleeping pills, so I have no control over when I wake up. Thus, I must go right now! Night David.

- Jordan

Your endeavors seem rather weak. There has been no form of contact since that message, almost two months ago, during which time I've sent over 164kb worth of email.

I have just emailed you again, but seeing as you have not replied to emails in months and have evidently become active again here, I thought I'd hail you here as well. Today was my last day of work, so I have a lot of freedom coming. Phone me.