h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How about 'Artisan might amaze Jordan', or did you know that already?

Well, you've managed to amaze me somewhat. :D Well done!

I was rather hoping that someone might find a way to anagrammatize my own name, which is frankly impossible to do on its own. Even azahar has managed it—'Zara? Ha!'

Incidentally, your name has some wonderful anagrams. For example, 'RUDEST ELF,' if you don't want to try to hard.

And—forgive me—'FREED SLUT'.

—Jordan

Thanks, Jordan. I hope you didn't mind. I couldn't resist, and was probably even more impressed with the outcome than you were!

I agree you don't have much to play with (no offense intended ), but you could do a lot worse than 'Jar, Don?' - as you might well say to a thirsty pal, on entering a bar.

Funny you should mention our Az; with the zed and all those a's, I just HAD to try it out with 'a.z.a.h.a.r' . I thought the most relevant was 'Azahar majored taming nits', and the most impertinent (and possibly libellous) 'Nog and *Jimmie's tart* Azahar'. I don't think she'll mind...she does have a great sense of humour, doesn't she.............doesn't she?...................

az