h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, I know it's early, but this has to start sometime, so it may as well be now.

*hangs up some streamers*

of course, doing all this work would go a lot better if we had some party music... and some little drinkies.

*flips through records... puts on "Now That's what I call Music" - yep, the first one*

Right... who wants to help me blow up these balloons?
And I'll need help with the Pinata.
And someone has to go to Guam to get that Mr.Prophet dressed appropriately so he can jump out of the cake.

Fynn, you didn't see that bit, right?

*enters with two cases of Pol Roger Extra Dry*

Don't worry there is more on order

I was rummaging through the CDs and found Tears for Fears; Tears Run Down Greatest Hits! I had completely forgotten I had it. Brings back a few memories.

Oooh a party!

then ladies?

I think I might still own Now that's what I call Music (the first one) somewhere - if I remember rightly it has Siouxsie and the Banshees, the Cure and (maybe) the Mission on it...


oh the memories...


Now Tears for Fears were a band eh?
"Something happens and I'm head over heels
I never find out, until I'm head over hee-eels"

They recorded some good tracks: Head over Heels, which you quoted; Shout; Everybody Wants to Rule the World; Sowing the Seeds of Love to name but a few.

Level 42 where around at about the same time as well.

thanks for the anyone for a top-up?

Tears for Fears, that sums it up really: Mad World!

*hangs up a few balloons*

so, who wants to give me a hand making this 'ere Pinata then? It's in the shape of one of the smaller Avebury stones.

*A multi-coloured bundle of waving balloons heaves its way through the doorway, followed by Gwennie's legs*

Where do you want me to hang these Sho?

*Picks up a bottle of *

Is it wise to Roger till extra dry Caer?

More then ladies??

Ooh balloons!
*takes a balloon and rubs on jumper and sticks it to the wall*

Hmm, think I better intersperse my with some ...oh and possibly some .



Don't think I like the sound of rogering until extra dry!

That's what WD-42 is for

Really? And there was me using it to fry eggs all this years...

WD-42??

OK, now I have vodka & cranberry juice, plus some Gin and a crate of mixed bitter lemon/tonic water.

Plus the groovy ice cubes with the wee bits of lemon in

and a big jar of olives, and... wait, where's the vermouth??? Ah, there, next to the cocktail shaker.

*gets out a balloon pump and tosses it to Gwennie*
Here, hun, this might help.

*Rolls up sleeves*
Right, I think we need to push all the tables against the wall and then get some cushions in here, I think we won't be needing chairs.

And don't forget to leave a space for the big cake...

*whispers: don't tell him, I've tracked down the Prophet*

Any more then ladies?

Actually, think I'll move over to the with cranberry juice before the bubbles make my brain explode....

So why won't we be needing chairs Sho?

*flings an arm round LSFs shoulders*

cosh, you're my besh frien' y'know that?

er...

*pulls self together*

Because, m'dear, we're all going to flop in these

*drags in a load of beanbags*

It's not so far to fall, you see?

And here are some for when the extra big cake comes in



now, I have to go and get someone, where are my

oh, here, have a

*opens another bottle of *

*flops into a bean bag for a quick *

BEANBAGS!!!!!!!

*'s around till then falls unceremoniously onto an extra large fluffy beanbag*

Oh dear. Too much sugar for me!

Sugar is the most wonderful stuff!

'specially when it all turns to alcomohol

*flings arms round Caerwyn's shoulders*

an' you're my besh frien' too...

here, have some more

*collapses on a fluffy beanbag*

this is it folks, if I have remembered the date correctly, our LSF will be doing the hitching thing tomorrow.





All the best, m'deario!

I really do wish you every happiness Lsf, when a marriage is truly shared it is a wonderful experience.

It may have taken H and I 10 years to get around to it, but the astounding thing is that our relationship is even stronger for it and I hope you and your best beloved find exactly the same happiness.

*sways slightly*

So Cheers and have a wonderful day.

*pops open another *

*selects Bowie's Lets Dance and makes shapes on the dance floor*

*staggers over to Caerwynn and holds out *

some more, m'dear?

and I second what you said. I've been married 18 years, and yes it takes work, but generally I think it's worth it

Oooh a top up would be mosht welome