h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, I'm sorry, was that vase expensive? *Looks guiltily at pieces on floor*
Only I'm being chased by this dreadful red-cap woman who keeps thinking that I want to be strapped into some kind of machine. It doesn't look *at all*() fun and I was wondering if I could hide hear for a bit?
How do you do by the way?

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Which just goes to show you how much I know.
Thats the "Unsubscribe button just over there on the left...

Oh do mind the tastless Zen and useful junk Calamity! I thought cats were supposed to be graceful and, well, catlike?


Of course you may hide here from the "dreadful redcap woman", although I can't really offer you any kind of protection you understand....there are far too many teeth involved for me to be so blase about assuring you such a thing.


Well, make yourself at home then! Put the kettle on - I'm sure there is some catnip tea floating about somewhere....

Catnip, ooh, my favourite...
You're not trying to get me to behave in some silly way are you?

Now Calamity....what ever gave you such an idea?
*innocent look, no really*

I've *seen* your innocent look, so don't think that will persuade me of anything.
And I have a friend here who agrees with that...

Then you've surely never seen my innocent look...looks a little like this

Hmm, that just looks like the sort of blank expression adopted by people who are plotting against me for no very good reason and trying to hide it...

Now why would I want to plot against you? What have you been up to that makes you feel so guilty huh?

Everybody wants to plot against me. The wretched redcap woman has been trying to skin me!!!
And as to what I've been doing, wouldn't you like to know

errrmmm.......
not too sure that I want to know actually. Some things are just best kept to yourself...including catfood.