h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't take issue with it as a philosophy. But I myself do not, can not, believe in gods.

"I don't like Monty Python or Al Murray"

Poor you.

I do like Eddie Izzard and Lily Savage

Monty Python did cross-dressing too y'know.

I know I just don't like Monty python, some sketches were good like The Lumberjack Song, I used to sing it to my dad when he wore his check shirt

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around... In bars?

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a... a Bra?
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)

Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!

That's put in the mood to listen to the songs of Monty Python, but the album is in Hayward Heath.

To whoever asked: JOIN THE PYTHONISTS! I just took them over

And I will eventually get around to updating the members list...

Cat

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you!
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!

LOL.