h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To customer service,

I have some questions about the latest invoice. My first concern is regarding the price, “love”. How much love exactly does this indicate? I am asking because I haven’t used my love supply for a very long time, in fact, I have bottled up around 100 000 DPU’s of pure undiluted love. Now, I understand that is enough to fire up probably about 100 robots, but I am wondering, if I where to put all of that into this one single unit, would it be able to hold it? I don’t want to risk having an explosion while charging it.

Next, the robot had mentioned some steam... I don’t want to go into too much details, but in short I just wanted to know, is it ok to put it in water?

The “advanced model”, what exactly does that mean? I have run into a problem before when ordering the RG, that it looks fine and sounds fine, but once you start using it its obvious its not authentic. How am I guaranteed this is the real RG?

About the “suck the face off” issue. Why does the robot not allow this? I have asked several times over the years, in fact, I have made attempts a few times way back when I lived closer to the plant, and the robot refuses to give permission. I guess its not a huge problem, I was just curious.

And the 4-6 weeks delivery, is that from the date on the invoice or from when I confirm the order? Is this order already processed?

I appreciate your quick reply,

Zappgirl

Dear Valued Customer,

Sorry for the delay in response but we wanted to confirm
some apparent contradictory information between your initial
order request and the details you have provided above.

Nowhere in your original order did you indicate any intended
use which might involve submersion, immersion or face sucking.

If you have already submitted your robot to these conditions
we must regretfully inform you that all guarantees and warranties
either stated or implied are now void.

Should you wish to place a new order please specify your needs
precisely and we will do our outmost to fulfill your desires.


~jwf~

Hello,

Thank you for your answer. Yes, I have now tried it in water and it resisted at first, however after a few times it adjusted very well and there seem to be no harm done. I thought that might be good for you to know especially for customers who wants to try it, it is now very enjoyable for both myself and the unit.

I will make no comment about the face sucking... its all good now.

I will let you know when I need an upgrade!

Best regards,

Zappgirl