h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, have you ever tried eating a hooloovoo?

I'm not sure Hoovooloo, would like that idea ...

Mmm. I think I've got my voo's and my loo's mixe up there

That would be mean, eating a hoovooloo. Poor superintelligent shade of blue...

How could you justify eating one...?

It tastes like tea, and if this shade of blue is so intelligent it must know that all being must die, so being slightly earlier than expected won't really matter much.

That's so sad...

I know!

Then why do you eat them? You're so mean...

I'm not mean, I'm just a misanthrope.

You know, I hear they have an operation to take care of that, Aries...

I'm SO stinkin' funny and only I know it!!!

A labotomy?

Or a lobotomy.

I love Cowboy Bebop. I just thought I'd say that. Whenever possible.

All these technical words, I say scrap the lot and explain everything in laymans terms. It'll be a lot easier.

So you have a catchphrase?

A catchphrase? Hmm. I dunno. I think my roomie would know what my catchphrase is... I don't have one on purpose, though.

Hey, do you have an instant messanger service?

No, I wish I did but at the moment our computer system is screwed up and most of the internet is blocked. Stoopid equinox netsweeper.

Don't ya just LOVE how technology has made all our lives easier?

D'you know every time I look at one of my computing exam papers I have to stop my self laughing (cos otherwise I'd cry) at how much easier technology has made our lives better.

*may not be speaking to ex-thingite Verc*

Come on, I have my reasons . Can't we still be friends

We can still be "friends". I suppose every turncoat has to have friends, so they can betray them.