h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A new movie theatre called The Paridiso opened last week. I'm excited, because it is very close to where I live. It's a very ritzy theatre. It has fourteen screens, including one extra large one. The seats are soft and comfy, with retractable armrests, and lots of legroom. Of course it is stadium seating. There is a cafe, with eclairs and other treats. And there is even a fountain in the lobby. The theatre is named after one in the Italian movie Cinema Paridiso. I think they should have called it the Malco Ellen. Now if we can just get the studios to release some good movies, I'll be all set!!

Nice comfy home away from home for you!
That is a cute parade of smilies up there!*giggle*

Hehehehe, I forget about my smilies sometimes, and then someone mentions them, and I admire them all over again.

A gift that keeps on giving! It's THE FORCE!

Please tell me it's spelled "Paradiso"... otherwise they've got it all wrong

Oooops! I'm sure you're right Greta. Paradiso it is then!!

JE

Aaaaaaaaaah! Gotta love a good opening!!I once attended the grand re-opening of "Her Majesty's theatre" in London. It was a great night, but I fear that they don't make chandeliers(sp) like they used to. In my day you could get at least four people hanging from an average sized light fitting for two hours before it would begin to give way. Needless to say, I have not been invited back since (neither has Jamie Lee Curtis or Sarah Michelle Gellar for that matter).

MadHamish
(Finding that shock treatment is a great way to transcend spiritually)

Two hours? Ow, didn't your arms hurt by then? I would call quicker falling chandaliers an improvement.

Just fixing the name. *Paradiso, paradiso, paradiso...*

Not if you're the one underneath it! (I am still picking little crystals out of uncomfortable places fromt he last time!)

Madhamish
(Making Jeffrey feed the Lions in his underpants)

Why does Jeffrey have lions in his underpants?

Hey, you stole that line from the Marx brothers! Only it was an elephant in pajamas. Welcome to my Journal Jacqueline!

JEllen

My apologies and all humbleness to the Marx Brothers, but I just thought it was the logical question to ask and Hamish would have said it to anyone else who had written that, so I thought he shouldnt get away with it either. ha ha ha ha ha
Thanks for the warm welcome.

j888
( cleaning the lion poo out of Jeffrey's underpants)

Strangely enough Jeffrey is a self cleaning device. That was high on my list of requirements upon employment.

MadHamish
(Pissed that people are taking a shine to the hired help!)
(Woohoo!:Jeffrey)

how do you get the smileys to move across the screen like that pls??

Whips and electric cattle prods mostly!

MadHamish
(The South Eastern Pacific importer of Electric cattle prods)

Hamish, you're so bad! I would not use whips or cattle prods on my nice little smilies!

*Goes to find code for new researcher*

Here it is. It goes at the beginning of your page. You may want to take out the Force quote and add one of your own.





<SMILEY TYPE="towel"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="biggrin"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="cheerup"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="loveblush"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="wow"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="smooch"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="magic"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="rose"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="space"/>
May the force be with you!
<SMILEY TYPE="space"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="towel"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="biggrin"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="cheerup"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="loveblush"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="wow"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="smooch"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="magic"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="rose"/>





<SMILEY TYPE="towel"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="biggrin"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="cheerup"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="loveblush"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="wow"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="smooch"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="magic"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="rose"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="space"/>
May the force be with you!
<SMILEY TYPE="space"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="towel"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="biggrin"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="cheerup"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="loveblush"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="wow"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="smooch"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="magic"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="rose"/>

Why not? you may find that they like it!!

MadHamish
(Madly trying to offload stock)