h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OMG that makes absolutely no sense at all. I love it. Especially chicken delicious. Did you write it?

I ANDROKTONE
Muse of Big Hair and Platform Boots

sadly no, would that i could aspire to such genius. Oh no italiens, they will steal our arctic circle candy which only grows in the arctic circle!!!!! brilliant indeed

I think i'm a bit worried about whoever DID write it!

Are they on holiday or did they emigrate from the Antartic.

don't be so cheeky, it is a fictional world, if its ilogical to have pengiuns at the north pole is it more so to have italien penguins, a skeptopothumus, a talking gherkin? i will here no word against pokey.

I'm also a bit worried about the boxing glove.


..perhaps the world isnt ready for Pokey yet?

I ANDROKTONE

It says it's educational for young children! So why isn't it?

maybe its just you who is not ready for pokey!
its meant to be ironic Aljiis.

Do kids understand irony then or is it for big kids? I will have to go through all the cartoons again with my other head on or at least one fo my other heads (If youy know any Geminis you will understand this) on!

I must remember to read what I write before I post then I just might pick up the odd extra letters that crop up from time to time.

i think it is not intended for children, too much explicit language.

In my experience children *love* explicit language and its a constant effort to restrain them from using any new bits of it they have discovered along the way. It is for this reason that we try not to expose them to it, i feel: not because their tender young minds need to be protected but because nobody likes to hear a seven year old shoulting "B****X!" repeatedly in ones' ear.

I ANDROKTONE

hehe, true.