h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just an acknowledgement that I'd heard you...

Wow, you can hear me all the way from where you live (some place in the U. S. of A., right?)? That's quite amazing.

I *meant* 'heard' in the sense that I read it... Which I think you know

Madam, never assume, it can leed to your downfall. (I invented that quote). ALso, please note that I am a blithering old fool so I have no ider what ye be speakething aboot. (There's the James Joyce-ism kicking in.)-

I'd think I'd like to submit one of my guide entires to the Edited Guide. I was wondering if you'd have a look at it and give me some constructive criticisme. Thanks. The entry is Some Tips on How to Fix Doors. Thanks again.

Exactly how constructive do you want? The content is good, and well written, but the mechanics need some work before you can really submit it to Peer Review... I can get very pendantic at times, so I'll let you give me some boundaries before I jump in...

So you think I need to explain more about how doors work?
Also, feel free to rip it apart. I don't mind. I want it to be perfect. I'm a perfectionist and I firmly believe in exactitude.

No, I meant spelling and such...

Oh. Yes, I'm a very bad speller.

Um, have I been bopped off?

Eep...

I'm very very very very sorry, Presently! Please forgive me?

Oh, that's ok. I'm used to people ignoring me and insulting me. Really, I am. It's ok. No need to grovel. Come now, up off your knees!

I didn't mean to seem to ignore you.. I've just been really busy, and some of my friends have really needed help badly, and...

But that's no excuse

?

No, that's not an excuse; its a reason. And friends must come before me.

Thanks for being so understanding

You don't need to thank me; it's common sense

Ah, but common sense isn't all that common... I certainly don't have much...

Alas! To both. Here, have some for free! *hands Amy some good old-fashioned common sense*

Could definately use some... Maybe then I wouldn't get so involved with being a confidante to so many people with problems I can't help with... Of course, if I had much to begin with, I'd never have made so many friends 1000s of miles away...

Ha ha! So, clearly, you shall have to stick with the common sense that you have. *quickly grabs away the pre-offered common-sense*