h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I haven't had , hard candy, hard shell tacos, or gum in two years and tomorrow, I get my braces off!!!!!! I can't wait until tomorrow! I hate braces! I'm so so so happy! Yes, I know I'm babbling, but can't you tell I'm happy? In less then 24 hours, I will no longer be a braceface!

err... I belive I'm happy

yes, yes, happy, i know, but share the love. i no longer have metal in my mouth. that's something to be ecstatic about, which by the way, i am.

you will mise 'em you know

miss them? when gum, nachos, hard candy, and popcorn are no longer my four favorite foods, then i'll miss them. but until then...*ah*, sweet bliss.

I didnt get mine until I wuz 21

Atleast you didn't have to wear them in your senior class picture.

I just had crooked teeth

i had an overbite, crooked teeth, and a crowded jaw. i even had a w-wire for a while to make my jaw wider.

Sounds like so much fun, what are going to do now its gone ?

chew gum, eat popcorn, hard candy, and hard shell tacos, and think of other stuff i couldn't eat before and eat it now. uh, like caramel!

so your going to be spending a lot of time down the gym then ?

no, i've got wonderful metabolism. i eat and eat and eat and still lose weight. i spent the last two years living off hersey's and reeses, and lost ten pounds.

Same thing here, it makes my friends extremely jealous

my friends are jealous of that, too, and the fact that i've been living off candy and never in my life have i had a cavity. i like being the center of envy.

i eat tons (according to some people, anyway) and i just can't put on weight, which is actually really annoying, cos i'm under weight and far too skinny. unfortunately, i can't say the same about cavities...i have a few too many of those...
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yeah, well, because of those stupid braces i had four teeth pulled neway. but atleast i'm done wearing them, only tomorrow i get my retainer.

I'm 4 stone underweight (if you want to know what a stone is do a search on google or somthing)

retainer, the perfect tool to learn how to talk with a lisp

i'm not really sure by how much i'm underweight...
all i know is i'm around 7 - 7 1/2 stone. and that's too light.
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i'm almost over my lisp. i just can't say s's at the beginning of words quite yet.