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Post 21

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But it's for his own good you know


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Post 22

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Well.. if it's for my own good, and if I get to be strapped down by a then I suppose I could give it a go smiley - smileysmiley - handcuffs


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Post 23

random fat bird

You're really impressed with these new smileys aren't you PS?smiley - winkeye


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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Yeah, easily pleased I am smiley - ok
Now I just need s s and and and I'll be a very happy


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Post 25

random fat bird

You forgot ... Or is that just my list of stuff? *ponders*

I think they need smiley - handcuffs> as wellsmiley - winkeye


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Post 26

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I think they look pretty fluffy already to be honest. smiley - handcuffs


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Post 27

random fat bird

No, I think they're definitely more like spangly smiley - discosmiley - handcuffs... They look nothing like my fluffy ones at all *ponders*

Tip... Buy fluffy smiley - handcuffs and leave them on your bedpost. Really makes people wonder what kind of person you are, even if you only bought them on a jaunt to York for a gigglesmiley - biggrin


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I have no bedpost, but there is a pile of other, smiley - erm...interesting stuff right next to my bed that causes some intrigued looks from visitors. smiley - winkeye


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Post 29

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Is it your collectable Star Wars figurines - or your Scooby-Doo pillow smiley - bigeyes


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If that's what you want it to be, then that's what it is, and not pointy or shiny at all, honest (but yeah I do own both those things anyway...)


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Post 31

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

smiley - yikes Oooohh... pointy, shiny things... smiley - bigeyes


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Post 32

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Reminds me of my mate Diz... Has a penchant for anything shiny... Her bloke rings her from Amsterdam, boasting that he's just left the red light district... Without pausing for thought Diz responds by demanding to know what he bought her... The poor man ends up trudging back into the district and buying her a pressie...


...Suffice to say it was shiny and pointysmiley - bigeyes


(It was apparently entirely useless as well, just like the man who bought itsmiley - winkeye)


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Post 33

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Very good, I think you told me about that before somewhere. Shiny and pointy is always good, especially if batteries ARE included. smiley - yikessmiley - handcuffssmiley - sporksmiley - disco


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Post 34

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

Ok - so how much more Plastic Squirrel did you add? Are you nuclear now? smiley - bigeyes Do we have to dilute you with water? smiley - bigeyes Should we wear smiley - cool around to so as not to have our retinas burned out by the glow???


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Post 35

random fat bird

...and, pardon the oncoming pun, are our nuts in danger?


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Post 36

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

smiley - yikes Well that would mean then that his... smiley - blush um - never mind...


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Post 37

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

smiley - erm very funny, you know exactly what it means Eris, it refers to my recently acquired mini-me that I was so very kindly sent. My added Plastic Squirrel he is indeed.


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Post 38

random fat bird

I posted that message before I twigged what you meant... Hence the bad jokesmiley - smiley


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Post 39

Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all!

I try to use bad jokes as often as possible. smiley - smiley

You have a "mini-me"??? smiley - cool

Hmmm smiley - erm now if you're 9 feet tall, then you're "mini-me" would be what? 5'7"??? smiley - bigeyes

smiley - laugh


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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Now you know very well I'm only 6'2" and my mini-me is about 6" long I reckon, and made of plastic, and more than a little squirrelly.


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