h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello.

My name is Clive and I am one of the ACES here at H2G2. ACES are volunteer researchers just like you who go around site welcoming new researchers and trying to be helpful and friendly.
Learn more about our role here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Aces

There is a welcome message from the staff of the site here:
http://www.bc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/welcome-newcomers

I see you've got a journal entry pointing people at the talking point:
So I won't trouble you repeating the same links to you.

Instead I'll point you at the smileys page which is bound to cheer anyone up and the closest you'll get to cyber-sex there will be a and maybe the odd
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Smiley



If you have any more questions or need any further help, do not hesitate to reply to my message here.
I will get back to you as soon as I can and try and help out.

Clive

P.S I've got a longer much more cheerful side a loads more helpful links should you need them.