h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Having a good day, are we?

Did somebody get up on the wrong side of the bed today?

You watch your step dmitri! The mood I've been in today it's a wonder the is still spinning! And now to top everything England have just lost to Northern Ireland at footie. That's like an beating a in a race!

Yes, crazyhorse has sort of notified the entire cosmos of the surprising victory of the Ulster team.

It could be worse. England could have lost to Madagascar in footie.

Oh my god so even you've heard. Crazyhorse is dammed effecient when he wants to be!

Evilclaw that just isn't funny

*commit ultimate act of blasphemy*

What's footie?

. Don't be provincial - this is a BBC site!

Actually Elwyn that's a good question. What's footie? Nothing more than tiddley winks. Tiddley winks, now that's what I call sport!

I do live in a small town

Madagascar has a football team?

I'm sure England could beat Northern Ireland at mumbledypeg, red!

To be honest, I don't pay much attention to any sports.

Except tennis!

The excruciating pain keeps me aware.

Stupid trivia: cat urine glows under black light.

Which geek was it who found this out? ?

I was: ... too

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