h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They don't call me Klepto Kat for nuthin

EvilClaw is 'thoughtful'... whereas Anole is, tactful, I suppose? *shuttingup*

They both are like 2 sides to the same coin? <- said.

Well, I for one like posting with both of them (yet suspect it will be a long day for a 's chance in H*ll freezing over before the day I'd ever actually seeing them posting in the same thread... at the same time, no?
<- said the proverbial
*seeking safety in an alert crouch from w/in his Igloo-turned bomb shelter.*

: *digs out a magnifying lens to examine/analyze EC*
"Now for the dissection...( I repeat),- NOT OF YOU (EC), but of one fine-hair... thank you very much,"
*uses tweezers to pluck a single hair from Evilclaw, then places it onto a microscope slide (after splitting it all curly by dropping it against the scythe blade.*

*adjusts the focus*
: "Very-interesting(k)."
: "You see..."
: "So, it would appear to be elementary..."
: what?
... [to build up suspense].
...
...

: "He has hair-spliting wit?"
: "Is he a nerve wracking-twit?"
[both]: "What-is-it? What-is it, is it over there-I-see?"
: *Hits them both with a ruler & a meter stick + a metric converter* "Don't touch!"

There is a musical interlude as the takes observations and has his lab-assistant jot them down.

*Adjusts the fine focus after settling the coarse adjustment.*
*has a lab-assistant take notes*

& give the findings to the , who then hands them to EC, but before he gets much of a chance to look *An insurance company swoops down to comb it over (w/a fine toothed comb)... then hands it all back reconstituted, charging for a $42 "co-pay."
It says: ???

There is a certain nutty randomness to the "flavoring" of the way both post. <- is what the findings say.

however, does not opt for quotes or photos - because I don't think I know them }Phew!{
For now...
: "Wuah-hahaha (etc. Um, )."

(See message center ojn Your PS... for why, I guess).
}hint.{

Ow! My follicles!

*hiding behind the oblivious * : "Does it really injure you to have-taken but one hair?"
*expects to get mauled*

Just my pride

*Gets hit by a steamroller that has a bumper sticker (that says "pride" on it)*

<- The did (in case that wasn't 'implied' correctly enough...)

You can be very vague at times.

vagueness has served me well on many an exam

in real life however

Its vaugery time!

I quit

Oh.

<- Ec, you just Off-quoted "the Thing" from Fantastic Four, didn't you?

No. That would be "clobberin' time" (TM)

"Its ___ time" is a fairly common ad lib phrase.


Ex: Its Miller time, its pinata time, its tandem parasailing time