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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

I would think making fun of demons would score me brownie points with god. And Pratchett makes fun of demons a wee bit more than I do smiley - biggrin


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Post 22

Jay

smiley - laugh You've got a point. Is this actually your plan to get to heaven, then?


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Post 23

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

smiley - erm I wasn't aware I needed a plan. I thought I'd just pack up a suitcase, buy tickets online, and go on my merry little way.


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Post 24

Jay

*sigh* You're so naive. With your plan, you'd be stuck in 3rd Class, your luggage would get routed to Saudi Arabia, and you'd have a 100 millinium layover in pergatory. What you need is a travel agent.


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Post 25

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

smiley - yikes


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Post 26

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I'm going to hell when I die. Satan has set aside a piece of land for me to rule over. smiley - smiley


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Post 27

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

But... you... god... hell... going... Blarg?!


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Post 28

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

God and I don't get on well ever since the time his brother dissapeared in a fishing trip that I organised.


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Post 29

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

The mind charades because it couldn't find Boggle.


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Post 30

Jay

The mind just...

...just lays down and admits defeat.smiley - erm


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Post 31

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Well that's the price he paid for the life he chose.


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Post 32

Jay

Huh? Who? What? Where? When?

smiley - wah You make my brain hurt, GB!


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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Who? God's brother, Frebo.

What? He had an accident while fishing. Nothing more.

Where? A lake.

When? A long long time ago...


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Post 34

Jay

Ah, Febro. He wouldn't have amounted to much anyway. smiley - erm


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Post 35

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

What life did he choose?


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Post 36

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

The kind of life in which you end up in the bottom of a lake with a bullet-wound in your head if you don't do what the family tells you.


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Post 37

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

smiley - bigeyes ... I ... see.


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Post 38

Jay

smiley - erm I don't.


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Post 39

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

*whisper* Don't question! I think */whisper* HE'S CRAZY!


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Post 40

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Sorry. I saw the Godfather Trilogy on DVD on sale yesterday, and I was considering whether to but it or not. smiley - erm


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