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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Started conversation Mar 15, 2005
Gee, your office is BIG!!
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Mar 15, 2005
So how would it impact the Evil Army if I left? Would it be a problem for you? And what can I get for staying?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 15, 2005
a.) The Evil Army would be lessened by your absence. Well, in non-Thingite related invasions at least.
b.) It would make me sad.
c.) How do you feel about meaningless promotions that get you a bigger salary, bigger office, and nominal duties?
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Mar 15, 2005
A.) Of course.
B.) You, personally? Or you as Commander of the Evil Army?
C.) I'm okay with that. If you add in less-meaningless-power, also...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 15, 2005
a.) I agree
b.) Prolly both. Maybe. I guess. Its possible.
c.) I guess... BL's meaningless promotion is meaningful so... What do you have in mind?
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Mar 15, 2005
A.) now seems to be moot
B.) Hmmmm...
C.) What d'you got? Make me an offer...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 15, 2005
C.) It really depends on what you want. I have hundreds of unfilled positions. Por ejemplo, you could be the Minister of Propaganda if you wanted.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Mar 15, 2005
I could... what comes with that position?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 15, 2005
Well first of all you have the sacred duty to attempt to recruit people via telling them how fun and exiciting we are. Also, you get total control over all the motivational posters in the Evil Army base. And the tvs and the radios and the internet and the monthly newsletter... Hmmm... this isn't a very meaningless position at all. Drat.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Mar 15, 2005
There's a newsletter? 
Do I get a bigger office? And a raise? Or... an office at all? And SALARY?!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 15, 2005
You get an office but keep in mind that you have to HTML decorate it yourself. Theres not a newsletter but if you became the Minister of Propaganda then you'd be responsible for releasing one whenever you felt like. 
HOW MANY WADS O CASH AM I GOING TO HAND OUT TODAY!?
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Mar 15, 2005
I'll take it!! Show me to my office, sir! *salutes*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 15, 2005
Make a new guide entry and go from there. Um... I mean. Right this way. *hands Taster the keys*
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Mar 15, 2005
You ruined the illusion...
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Mar 15, 2005
*shakes head sadly*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 15, 2005
I'm sorry. 
Its part of being a literalist-cynical-pessimist.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Mar 15, 2005
Well don't be!!
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