h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can I mug Anole and steal his XP in 3n?

No because you didn't choose the character class PLAGIARIZER.

How do I go about getting a class change?

You would have to buy the expansion pack "The College Library Doom Chronicles of Doom" for that particular class.

I've DL'd a pirate copy

Quizzical eyebrow?

well I ain't giving you money for a virtual upgrade to a virtual game

So you virtually downloaded a virtual game that virtually doesn't exist except in my virtually insane mind? I'd be impressed if I hadn't overused the word "virtually"

That's just how good I am

Random ass high five!

I used to trip people up in DnD when being chased by a monster faster than my character

What alignment did you play? Chaotic Neutral? Chaotic evil?

Chaotic Neutral, mostly. But we would, sometimes, use the Munchkin Player's Handbook, Munchkin Master's Guide and Munchkin Monster Manual. there would be much stabbing in the back and stealing of treasure

Oh, I can imagine. The only thing better than a munchkin is two munchkins opposing each other.

Some of the treasure and weapons we found were great.

Madness. And perhaps small peloponessian city states.

We had stuff like "The Mega Doom Axe of Doom"

My kind of naming scheme actually.

The Boots Of Running Away Very Quickly were often very useful

Fleeing when you got over your head?