h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*reconsiders the wisdom of waving paper in front of a *

Hi!

I coulda sworn I'd started a thread here, but I guess we've just chatted on 3N. Not that I've got anything to say--more just wandering around. So, how's things?

Things are goodly. You should check out my comics. OBEY YOUR THIRST! Of course, thirst is another way to say "urge to read comics by an evil cat"

Is that a hint?

Sure, I'll check them out, gimme a link... (I do remember looking them over back when you had, like, 3...)

Never mind--found 'em!














Just wait a sec--I haven't had a chance to look yet

Now, should I add to the pressure to get back to the Army of Evil? (not that I dislike Un Pequeno Mal--I just want to read both)

Hm, way to pressure, way to pressure...

No mufflewhumps for you until you post more comics!

(Heck, yeah, it's weak, but what am I going to do from the other edge of the continent?)

Whats a mufflewump? And didn't you see the latest UPM?

A mufflewhump is whatever you want when you're given it (which is why I was glad that frog and/or mr hadn't grabbed any before I arbitrarily decided thay couldn't be used against thingites)

You mean the threat-of-death one? Yep, but I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon of pressuring you

Fairy nuff. I should warn you that the bandwagon is not air conditioned.

So, you read all the comics? Did they fill you with joy and humor?

Well... I liked them, anyway

I seem to remember (could be wrong--it was way back before we left Sacramento) reading somewhere that you did a comic with Lady P in it? Or was that someone else entirely?

Probably somebody else entirely.

Oh, OK.

I have no answer. So I'll make one up. It was Tom Bombadil.

Uhm-hm

Seriously, I have no clue. This may be a sign that you read too many comics. Which is a blasphemous thought.

Or else that there's someone else in Lady P's journal that does comics, or that I spend too much time on h2g2

*slight veer*

Why on earth would anyone make a terry cloth bathrobe with short sleeves?? Oh, wait, it's a swim suit cover... (I'm looking at toddler robes on eBay--that's about the only category of clothing PaperBaby doesn't have that would be quite nice for her to have, and she got a good amount of birthday money...)

Slight veer? Mo' like u-turn

Swim suit cover?

You know--to wear when you're out of the water and it's too chilly to be wet (keep in mind, being 3'2" and 32 lbs means you chill faster than someone that's adult-sized)

But then, Faith's swimsuit already has sleeves--it's a Speedo. Faith has hand-me-downs from the daughter of an Olympic athlete

Speedos make me scream. Like that one painting. The Scream. Or like the Home Alone kid.

Ah.

(And here I thought you'd be asking how I know an Olympian)

You know Hespheastus?