h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Indeed it is.

On the plus side, you have an interesting story to tell people.

Yes... it's not very exciting though. I think I should make up a different story involving ninjas rather than the boring 'I took my pants off and my neck stopped working' version.

... Tell me more about these pants. Were they made of cheese?

Unfortunately no. No cheese was involved in the making of my pants. They were just old pants that I use to sleep in.

I find this story boring and more importantly, not involving ninjas.

I knew it!

So tell me about how you bravely slew four score ninjas after they broke your neck!

Well, what happened was they said you were a loser. I said "no way! EvilClaw is totally cool!!!" They insisted that you were a loser though so I attacked them, to defend your honour. There were actually only 35 of them so it was no big deal but the first chopped me (HIIIYA!) in my neck and it broke. I bravely fought off the first 12 of them and the remaining ninjas ran away in fear.

Ooooooooo! You defended my honor! Le sigh...

Yes. I'm always defending peoples' honour.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39473486/

First comic of the school year.

Loverly!

Yes I am *not a hint of irony*

*I'm sure there wasn't*

So what are you doing up so late?

Checking h2g2.

Ah, yes very important. I'm doing the same. But I'm also doing a wordsearch!

Piffle says I.

Well boo-urns to you!

Boorns to you to